#fgrpines

• put a dead fly in their calculator (his name was Joey and he needed a proper resting place)

•put their hood over their head and told them to come back when they were ready after they kept messing up their words (in a lighthearted way, they were tired not dyslexic I’m not an asshole)

•played baseball with a ball of tape and a dry erase marker

•put my feet on the bottom of their rolly chair and pushed them around

•indulged them in a “magic trick” and then found a stupid loophole just to mess with them

•twanged a stretchy string with them (physics class)

•did that thing where you press down on a marker lying on a table to make it shoot forward, we had a battle of sorts

•crashed my chair into theirs like bumper cars