2. Why am I fighting 2 Clouds?
3. Thank god, it's not bots.
4. You better pick Shiva.
5. Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually a bot.
6. I rather have bots than niggas that don't pick Shiva.
7. WHY ARE THERE BOTS IN MATCHMAKINGGGGGGGGGGG
8. Who's got that across the border internet?
9. WHY AM I TARGETED BY 3 PEOPLE?!
10. Guess I'm stuck at the queue screen, time to quit.
11. I haven't gotten a match in 10 minutes.
12. I'm still at the queue screen waiting.
13. Oh, look, I'm on a team with a bot versus 3 actual people. (A different person: While I'm STILL IN THE QUEUE.)
14. Just pick Shiva, you know you wanna win.
16. Why am I getting targeted by 2 people at ONCE?!
18. Oh, so you got washed 2 times in 30 seconds. Awesome.
19. WHY DOES CLOUD'S CROSS SLASH REACH ACROSS THE MAP?!
20. WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING THE SUMMONING CORE?! JUST KILL THE PLAYER, FUCK THE SUMMON!
21. Kingdom Hearts 3 will come out before I get into a match.
22. Time to turn my brain off. -Picks Cloud.-
23. Who got that wi-fi from the favelas?
24. Cloud's Climhazzard will be at the base of Mt. Everest and I'll be at the peak and still get hit by that shit.
25. WHICH NIGGA IS AT MCDONALDS PLAYING DISSIDIA ON THEIR WORK BREAK CAUSE THIS LAG
26. So who's playing Dissidia from their grandmother's Macintosh in their basement?
27. BOTS IN MATCHMAKING WAS A MISTAKE
28. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TECH?!
29. IS TENEBROUS BLAST OKI????
30. IS THAT A FUCKING BOT IN AN ONLINE RANKED GAMES
31. WHY DID YOU PICK ODIN?!
32. Yeah, that's cool, just sit off on the side and summon while we have 1 Party Point left and I have the lowest HP.
33. NO SHIT WE LOST, WE HAD A BOT
34. THE FUCK YOU MEAN AN ERROR OCCURED?!
35. I can't wait to play this shit with my squad.
36. If you say you got Player 3, then FUCKING GET PLAYER THREE, WHY IS THIS NIGGA ON MY ASS
37. Who's kicking their router?!
39. Cloud players just steamroll the fucking square button with their faces
40. At this point, if I fight Squall and Cloud, it's an auto lose.
41. This is legit this first game I've played where I lose at the Character Select Screen.
42. Oh bots? Quit application.
43. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LETTING HIM SUMMON IN YOUR FACE?!
44. If this bitch throws another Holy at me...
45. THIS NIGGA GOT A FREE SUMMON BECAUSE THE LAG WOULDN'T LET ME TECH
46. WHILE I'M OVER HERE GETTING GANGBANGED HARDER THAN MIA KHALIFA BY TWO BLACK GUYS, MY TEAM IS HAVING A PICNIC OR SOME SHIT
47. Why the fuck doesn't this have player matches
48. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO OUT OF GAME TO SEE MY CHARACTER'S BRAVERY ATTACKS
49. Why the fuck does Vaan get 2 HP Attacks?!
50. THIS NIGGA USED FATED CIRCLE AS A DP
51. DID HE JUST WAKE UP FATED CIRCLE?!
52. WHY THE FUCK IS CROSS SLASH OKI?!
53. THIS NIGGA IS LITERALLY JUST MASHING SQUARE
54. How many times are you gonna do up+Bravery with fucking firion.
55. THE NIGGA JUST KEEPS DOING SPIRAL CUT
56. WHY DON’T NIGGAS INTERRUPT THE SUMMONS
57. WHY THE FUCK DOES Y'SHTOLA HAVE A GODDAMN BIND? HOW IS SHE THE ONLY BITCH THAT GETS A CONFIRMED KILL IF SOME DICKHEAD LET HER STACK BRAVERY ALL MATCH
58. WHY IS DARK FLAME FAST AS SHIT NOW
59. Why does Cecil's searchlight no longer have Hitstun...?
60. "I GOT TWO KILLS AND YOU WHACK FUCKS COULDN'T GET ONE?!?!?!"
61. Bartz.. is jumping more than niggas jump from phone company to phone company
62. Holy is a fucking a bitch
