#ferngarden

doug jones’s entire career has been leading to this exact point. greatest use of mr jones of all time. greatness is measured in funnyness btw

if this gay canadian cousin is meant to be the james mirror then we may conclude that james is gay in this essay i will

went to the ER on friday, first nurse comes in “hi, i’m [name], and what are your pronouns?” and in response i vomited blood. objectively a very funny thing that happened which also ruled despite the blood loss.

this season should end with nandor realizing he’s in love with guillermo, gearing up to confess said love, and right when he’s about to do it is when he finds out guillermo has a boyfriend maybe he sees them sharing a kiss idk but either way he chickens out and spends the entirety of the next season acutely aware of how he’s in love and Not Talking About It

trying to organize the documents on the computer at this new job and experiencing the slowly dawning horror of realization that the middle aged woman who had this job before me clearly didn’t know how to print selected pages of a document and so every document that was printed and distributed in components simply has a new document for each section to be printed

my god is no corner safe from the horrors of bullshit and impossible stained glass designs

mabel only murders with a gf please please please you’re nothing