#fenging

A: What the- ?!? Since when are you so crass?

C: No, I mean the number saved as „asshole“ keeps calling?? I don’t know why you would save someone under that but –

A: *grabbing their phone and accepting the call*

VS

“I hate to think I’m just your type – That I had just ticked all the boxes you needed filled, to get off. That you were never interested in ME but what I represented.”

„I‘‘m the only one allowed to make you feel as intense as it gets. Even if it’s anger. Even if it’s hatred. I need to be the only one that can make you loose all decorum and doubt cause the intensity I invoke in you is just THAT strong“

… to the point they (A) get jealous of not only other people making them (B) genuinely laugh but also people who make them genuinely mad. In a

„I knew I will never make you smile as carefree as your friends but at least your true, all consuming anger was mine alone and now that it isn’t… .“

B: Awww I also get cuteness aggression when I see you, darling.