combine femgee and erectile dysfunction mikey and you can get the one-two combo of mikey crying to his older sibling about how he can't get laid and the first time he actually almost got to homebase with somebody his stupid dick just wouldn't work and it was so humiliating gee, what if she tells everyone at school, what if that happens again, he would literally kill himself. and she consoles him, mikey you don't need a dick to please a girl you just need to know how to use your mouth. if word gets round to the ladies you're willing and able to do that, they'll be lining up. but where oh where will he learn how to eat pussy properly? what trusted, more experienced female figure does he have to guide him through this vulnerable learning process? his generous older sister might just be able to help. so selfless 🖤
