Nov 13, 2024
Me: Felix, Greta has a playdate this weekend so you and I can do something special together. What would you like to do?
Felix: Go to Paris!
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Me: Felix, Greta has a playdate this weekend so you and I can do something special together. What would you like to do?
Felix: Go to Paris!
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My son, playing with two action figures that are trash talking each other —
Batman: Well, excuse me, but you’re not going to get any sleep, because I’m not putting you to bed until FOUR in the morning, so you’ll be EXHAUSTED.
Iron Man: Then I’ll assign you a six page ESSAY, because you don’t know LOGIC.
Batman: But I know algebra, which is more important!
Iron man: Ooh La La. Algebra, aren’t you fancy!
Just a couple of adorable quotes from this weekend. Felix is now 8 & Greta is 6. (Time flies!)
Felix, out of nowhere. “I don’t feel like dancing, I had a long day.”
Greta, when learning we were going to a local festival. “Mommy, I’m going to get my face painted like a tiger and scare you to heavens!”
Felix, when offered a slice of cake at a birthday party. “No thank you, I’ve already had plenty of sugar today.”
Felix to Greta after they had an argument. “When I say mean things to you, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I like you. Well, most of the time I like you.”
Felix, to Greta when she asked if he liked her outfit. “You look good in anything.”
“Don’t get married as a teenager, because the marriage never lasts.” - wise words from my 7 year old 😂
Thanks, Felix, for the relevant advice
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Felix: I found two girls at school I like, and they could be my sisters. Like, in our family.
Me: Um, that’s not really how it works. Those girls already have a family. And you already have a sister!
Greta: It is ME! I am the sister!!
Felix (sighing): Yes, you’re my sister. These would be two more sisters.
Me: Okay, but again…
Felix: When I’m older I’ll get married.
Me: Okay.
Felix: Greta and I have to grow up and then we can get married.
Me: Oh! Actually, you can’t marry your sister.
Felix: Oh. Huh. Even when we’re big?
Me: Yep. Siblings can’t get married.
Felix: Hmm….okay, then I’ll marry Mrs. R
Me: Your teacher?
Felix: Yes. I’ll marry my teacher.
Me: She’s already married.
Felix: Boy, it’s really hard to find people to marry.