#feitanporter

hi bestie!!! its a reference to this panel from gachiakuta. this guys name is enjin. and he keeps adopting lost orphan strays

Feitan: Doll and doll face. (for some reason I feel like he’d call his s/o ‘little flame’ and ‘my little sun’ in his native language. Darling if they’re someplace formal/undercover or more as a snide/sarcastic nickname to show whose in charge. Brat if they’re being a tease or he’s teasing them. I could also see him saying my pretty little play thing 🤣).

Chrollo: Mi amore, love, dear, darling, sweetheart, my queen/muse/heart/treasure/one and only (very formal and classic names. He might also just look at you and call you irreplaceable)

Phinks: Babe and sweet cheeks

Machi: Just uses your name. (Baby once in a blue moon in private).

Killua: cheeks and babe. (My little light and baby only in private or if one of you is hurt, sick or upset).

Nicknames you have for them:

Feitan: Fei, Killer Queen, hot tamale, love, hunny bun, demon spawn, skull face (honestly I think he gets the worst nicknames given bc his s/o can get away with it). The most common ones they use are love, Fei and Killer Queen.

Chrollo: Lover boy, love and amore. (I feel like Chrollo has a personal hatred for the nickname Babe & Bae because of how casual it sounds. He likes very formal sounding ones but prefers just his name when around others).

Phinks: Babe (sometimes they teasingly call him Mr. Macho).

Machi: Pink cheeks, my little needle, babe (she hates being called baby, it makes her feel less dominant).

Killua: Sparky, sweets, love, babe, baby cakes, kitten, kit kat (if they’re older than Killua I can totally see them calling him hun/honey or baby). The most used ones are definitely Sparky, Kit Kat and Babe.

Imagine him with a pillow princess s/o- like a really needy one at that. I feel like man's would hate it and love it-? Like he gets to spoil them, but also has to tend to there every need in the bedroom. S/O really gone drive man's crazy

This gif don't really match I just really like it. *

Feitan, Chrollo, Shizuku and Phinks wandered into a McDonald’s on their way back to the hideout.   Feitan scanned his surroundings, his eyes focusing on a clear box with various items inside before joining Shizuku and Chrollo. Phinks stood at the back trying to figure out the new “self-check out” booths, while the 3 black haired babes waited for someone to take their order. “Hi there!  What can I get you today?” Chrollo rubbed his chin, his large eyes and strong jaw catching the attention of several of the workers.  “I will have...the leader of the burgers.” The cashier tilted her head slightly.  “Sorry?...You mean...the Big Mac?” Chrollo shot her a slightly annoyed look. “There is no other leader.” The cashier entered the order, still feeling confused.

It’s always the hot ones...

Shizuku pointed at the menu board.  “I’d like 1 apple pie please.”

The cashier thought about suggesting the 2 apple pie deal, but was unsure of how they would react.  She then directed her attention to Feitan, who she assumed was their child.  “Let me guess--a happy meal for the gentleman!” Chrollo, Shizuku and Phinks held their breath-- unsure of how Feitan would react. Phinks grit his teeth. Dammit...if he loses his shit in here, he’s going to burn all the fries!  I hate burnt fries...

Feitan stared at the cashier with his usual blank expression.  “That is correct.”

The other 3 members looked at Feitan, shocked by his answer.  

The car ride back was spent in silence, except for the sound of Feitan’s fingers rubbing against the Happy Meal box.

Several days later, the Phantom Troupe members found themselves in a tight spot against over a hundred gang members during a mission.

Nobunaga quickly sliced through 5 of the men.  “Dammit!  Where’s Franklin?!  These guys aren’t letting us get close enough to attack!”  

Feitan took everyone by surprise when he stepped to the front of the group.

Phinks wound his arm as he yelled at his comrade.  “Feitan!  What the hell are you doing?!  Get out of there!”

Feitan smiled beneath his mask as he raised a piece of plastic in one hand, pulling what looked like a trigger.   A plastic yellow disc came flying out, but was then coated in nen and fire as Feitan whispered words in his native tongue.

The disc went through the hearts of 30 men, as Feitan continued to fire the other 5 discs.

The Phantom Troupe members stood there in shock, the lifeless bodies of the gang members in front of them.

Shalnark was the first to speak.  “Woah Fei! Where did you get that?!  That was insane!” Nobunaga and Phinks eagerly peered over Feitan’s shoulder, feeling as if they had finally found something to aid them in long range battles. 

The Phantom Troupe members were forbidden from using guns, as it was “Pakunoda’s thing”.

Feitan lifted the red toy, pointing at the big “M” symbol on the side.  

“Happy. Meal.”

The members shot their heads towards Chrollo, the desperate look in their eyes conveying the message to their leader.

The black haired man spoke.  “Yes, they would indeed be a benefit to our arsenal.  Quickly everyone, to McDonald’s!”

✦ For some odd reason I feel like he would like dark chocolate brownies. Like him and Paku would bake brownies for the troupe (but he would claim that she made them, they all knew he helped doe) and sometimes they would be dark chocolate. Fei would make his own batch so he could pretend he didn’t want any, but late at night he would be munching down on all of them. If a troupe member found out he would bribe them with just about anything.

u havent asked this before, i dont think! what a lovely question<3

ok my first thought was knafeh (shredded phyllo pastry with cheese thats covered in syrup) bc its yummy and delightful (esp with tea!) but. thats a dessert so idk if it counts asdfghjkl

so i'd say i'd want them to try kubba hamuth (a meat dumpling soup) bc its hearty and warm and tangy and tasty. and i feel that a comforting meal like that would be good if ur suddenly transported to a whole other world ??? (its also a Favorite food of mine so hehehehe)