#feitan hedcanons

Thanks for the ask, it made me laugh just picturing them!

Phinks:

Very ticklish, especially around the waist.

It’s a bit dangerous because he’d have a hard time controlling his movements but it’s totally worth it.

He’s adorable when he giggles.

Once you’ve discover his weak spot, Phinks would be on his toes around you, always scared that you were going for it.

It’s be pretty fun to act all natural and play innocent just to watch him jump in anticipation.

But it means you’d need to ambush him to really get him.

Like when you cuddle for example.

At first he would try to not move so he wouldn’t hurt you by accident, just yelling at you between fits of giggles, trying to use his big voice to make you stop.

Not very convincing with tears rolling down his cheeks.

But then he’d retaliate and... yeah he’d get the appeal of tickling.

Barely catching your breath and laughing while pleading for a break under him would be the cutest scene.

he might become a tickle monster after that.

Feitan:

Not ticklish at all but loves to see you try and pout when you’ve fail.

Feitan would show you the most sensitive spots of the human body to encourage you.

But so you know, every attempt would be met with a counter attack.

And it will always end up as you being the one laughing in tears and begging him to stop.

He kinda likes this game.

However, it’s Feitan we’re talking about so he will absolutely use the tickle in bed.

When you’re all tied up that’s the moment he’d show you his new accessories.

Feathers and soft fur would be his new toys for hours of fun!

He’d usually be pretty straight face during your playtime but he wouldn’t be immune to your contagious laughter.

Shalnark:

Not ticklish either.

Still he would act like he was just for fun, he just loves goofy moments with you.

Shalnark can fake laughter very well but honestly he would genuinely find your air of triumph – as you believe he’s at your mercy – hilarious so it would come naturally.

When you’re playing video games against each other and he’s stomping you it’d be too tempting to not try to distract him.

He’d play along and let you do it, scolding you for being a sore loser.

But he’d do exactly the same when you’re the one winning.

The game would soon be forgotten and the tickle battle would turn into a heavy make out session.

Bathroom

How does the character prepare in the morning? He ingests an unholy amount of coffee before his eyes are completely open. Fei isn’t a morning person at all and that’s one of the reason he prefers cat naps rather than proper night sleep; he feels like shit if he sleeps more than a couple hours at the time. He starts his shower with cold water and finish with hot one to wake him up.

Do they sing in the shower? No, unless cursing is counted as a song.

What kind of hair product/make-up do they use? None, just soap for his face and he lets his hair dry naturally.

How clean is this character? A shower a day is more than enough for him, he wouldn’t let himself get disgusting but he doesn’t mind skipping it on occasion.

Bedroom

How does this character sleep? (Position, sleeping habits, bedtime routines) Rarely has a full night sleep, he takes cat naps around the clock. He can really falls asleep anywhere even sitting. When he does go to bed he just lies on his back and he’s done for the day.

What are their pyjamas like? He sleeps naked or in his boxers, he doesn’t even own nightwear.

What do they dream about usually? Bullying Phinks. He sometimes dreams of his life before Meteor City and that puts him in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

How neat/tidy is this character? Feitan never stays long in the same place so he doesn’t care at all about tidying. As long as he can find his stuff he doesn’t mind if the rest of the house is a mess.

Kitchen

What is the character’s favourite food? He loves chicken and he loves spicy food so hot wings are his favorite and because they’re easy to find he can have them pretty much anywhere. If he can sit down and take the time to eat he’d go with a soup though, like pho, with extra red pepper flakes.

Are they good at cooking? How good/bad? Pretty good but just for his favorites dishes, nothing too fancy and he can’t bake at all, he doesn’t have the patience for it.

Do they leave the dishes out? Yeah. He’s the kind to eat directly in the pan just because he doesn’t have clean plates around. If it’s piling too much he’d just throw everything away and stole new ones.

What kind of food is in their refridgerator? A few vegetables, meat, eggs, a couple of pre cooked meals, left over take out and some beers.

Thank you for the ask! I end up doing a general jealousy hc like for the adultrio, if their so were groped I wouldn’t have a lot to write after “they kill him. The end.”

And I added Phinks because he’s dumb and I love him.

Shalnark:

Shal isn’t worried about what you might do behind his back. You phone is already tracked.

Every person you interact with frequently got their background thoroughly checked, just in case.

But if there’s no real good reason he wouldn’t be jealous, it’s more about being prepared for all eventualities.

Doesn’t see harmless flirt as threatening and wouldn’t really mind if it was an honest mistake from the other guy.

He would let you manage how to turn them down on your own but if they’re too pushy he would intervene. He’s pretty protective with his s/o.

Around you he prefers to stay lighthearted and doesn’t pick fights, especially during your dates.

He’s no push over though and if the other guy won’t back off he wouldn’t keep playing nice.

Sticking an antenna to make the creep scout off would be enough but if the guy was particularly insulting to you he might play around a bit more.

Be warned that if you decide to break his trust and fool around he’ll know about it and you’ll basically be dead to him.

Even with a broken heart he wouldn’t hurt you but he isn’t kind enough to not absolutely ruin your life.

Bank account drained, false record, deep fake porn of you sent to your boss… And that’s if he doesn’t just erase you of every data base possible as if you’d never existed.

In a sense it would be way worth than physical violence, you’d have to live a shattered life, losing everything you ever had.

Feitan:

He doesn’t even try to hide his jealousy but you’d need to know him very well to pick up when his expression change.

It’d be no secret that he’s very possessive although with his constant bitch resting face it’d wouldn’t be obvious at first to notice it.

That’s only for when no one openly flirt with you though.

You can’t really miss it when he tells the guy who flirted with you to fuck off.

Feitan, except for his grumpy expression, isn’t very impressive, people tend to make the mistake to not take him seriously.

That’s when it starts to get very dangerous.

Crowd or not he doesn’t hold back a bit and if the guy try to start a fight he’s pretty much done for.

He wouldn’t normally police the way you dress however he’d blame it on you if he had to kill someone because they were hitting on you.

Afterward he’d want to mark you somewhere visible to reaffirm his ownership of you.

If it happens too often he’d absolutely make you wear a dog collar because “If you want to be a bitch that much as least look the part”.

Don’t try to act jealous around him though, he’d find it bothersome and can’t stand being nagged.

Phinks:

With Phinks I got this image of him glaring at your pet just because it’s on your lap.

He’s jealous of everything and anything. It’d be hard to follow his thought process to understand why something set him off.

As a result there would be a lot of arguments about it.

Anyone getting to chummy with you would get bark at loudly, you wouldn’t be able to have the most innocent interaction with him around.

This big dumbass would be too shy to meet your friends but get enough nerve to badmouth them every chance he gets.

He can’t stand that you have people in your life he doesn’t know but he’s afraid that if they knew him they would convince you to break up with him.

Still, when he gets too far he’d try to sheepishly try to make up with you.

Phinks would never recognize he needs a lot of reassurance in a serious relationship.

This goes without saying that he’d go absolutely berserk if someone was hitting on you in front of him.

Before he starts a massacre you’d have to calm him down, even needing to throw yourself between him and the other guy if he’s really furious.

Phinks would feel the need to outperform in bed to prove he can satisfy you.