[text with picture attachment] Too bad for you

OMG ROOD! That is totally not where I thought that would go.

{ @feet-instead-of-wheels } || send me a ☺ to meet another member of my muses’s family – status; accepting

♔—- “Sorry to break it to you, but the ‘girl’ you’re looking for isn’t here,” Inka said. She didn’t bother to elaborate that the reason said girl was not there was because Loki was no longer in a female form. Inka always found Loki’s shape-shifting to be rather amusing, especially when it came to people who had no idea that Loki was, indeed, a shape-shifter. Out of the four close-knit sorcerers, Loki was the only one who was truly gifted in the art of changing shape. 

     “What did you say your name was again?” she added. “Perhaps I could let her know you stopped by.”

     “Inka,” Loki called, coming up behind her. “Who are you talking to?”

The roar of a motorcycle engine grew louder as one approached Trill’s house. The figure straddling it was bundled up heavily for the cold weather. The bike rumbled to a stop in the driveway and the bundled figure dismounted. He removed his helmet and grinned at Trill as he approached the porch.

“Hey Darlin’, would you like some help with that?”

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate you were picking flowers for Mal when I first met you || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser: