#fedblr

Because look here dipshit ideally we don’t just use the Constitution when it suits us and then ignore the fuck out of it when it doesn’t. Like liberals want to throw the goddamn book at people for owning guns when we have gone so far into the legality of citizen firearms ownership that we have DIAGRAMMED THE FUCKING SENTENCE for the grammatical clauses but when it comes to the First Amendment it’s like “lol wut.” I mean then these same people attack the President for saying “Fake News” when it’s been an understood fact by any American citizen who’s been outside in the last sixty years that the news industry is mostly FOR PROFIT and cares shit-all about creating informed citizenry who can make educated decisions about how to feel about current events. Walter Cronkite should’ve had his vocal chords publicly removed.

So these same people also won’t enforce our laws regarding citizenship, even though that’s outlined in the Constitution. They don’t want to have the electoral college, even though that’s in the fucking Constitution. They want to do all this heinous shit to people they disagree with but holy fuck if you come after their constituency all of a sudden they’re a bunch of goddamn FEDERALIST MINUTEMEN who suck Hamilton’s cock because of a fucking musical.

I swear to God before any of you smug bastards on the right say a goddamn thing you are just as guilty of this shit going on about taxes and Obama and all this other crap for the last ten goddamn years when by our Constitution HE’S THE FUCKING LEGALLY ELECTED 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA YOU ABSOLUTE MANIACS DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAN PUT ONE OVER ON THE FBI AND THE CIA. No. But oh, somehow, Obama did what THE ENTIRE FUCKING KREMLIN COULDN’T DO IN THE COURSE OF SIXTY FUCKING YEARS OF COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE WORK.

Like it drives me insane just how bastshit blind you people are to basic fucking common horse sense because you refuse to recognize any viewpoint that isn’t your own and you’ve given yourself so far over to identitarian discourse because shouting at people online - YES I KNOW THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW FUCK OFF - is more cathartic than sitting down and actually doing your homework on these issues to find real goddamn solutions to problems like the wage gap that isn’t either ship the Blacks to Africa or literally steal from any White family that owns land and makes over 24k a year. Somehow you literally think these are good ideas. Somehow.

You can’t champion the fucking foundational legal document whenever it suits you and insinuate you’re the Arch-Patriot when we were started by people like John I’ll-Kneel-To-The-French-When-Those-Goddamn-Frogs-Make-Me Adams hated the shit out of the British but he would still defend the sentries at the Boston Massacre because THEY WERE IN THEIR LEGAL FUCKING RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE ANGRY MOB even though he was pretty much at that moment sold on the idea of Independence by any means necessary.

Fuckin ancap memes infiltrating my tumblr because  American conservatives are reblogging them...

Alright, the ancaps can believe whatever dumb shit they want, I don’t care. But as a shoutout specifically to my American followers this meme is 100% anti-constitution. 

Section 8 (of the US Constitution) 

1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

There you go. If you want to live in the United States and have your rights protected by the US military you best believe you’re gonna pay federal taxes. So get the hell over it.