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WTF Are These +1 Bro Thinking??? 🤦🏾‍♂️ - Suckah Shyt #3

𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵:

JT: All right, Suckah Shyt. Okay, this is what I call the plus one folks. Okay so years ago, we used to do the community barbecue in Carson so we did it, it was free for families, remember you came out we would feed like 150 people, generations, we had jumpers, etc. So we barbecued for like two days everything's free. DJ out there, face painting, the mayor came out, it was all good. Man, we out there, dude come up to me and was like “Man you know you could have had this, you know you could have had some more ribs, you could have had this,” and I was like “Man you see the jumper over there, see the mayor over there handing out food, the DJs good right. I said “What you don't see is a suggestion box next to me.” All right, this is what I call the plus one n*ggas. No matter what you're doing they got a great suggestion after it's done. Look plus one, just like you standing outside and all, ain't nobody else can get in the club but you, your name is right here, and you don't have a plus one. Okay Suckah Shyt is the plus one n*ggas.

The Reason WE CAN'T STAND TROLLS! 👹 Suckah Shyt #2

𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵:

JT: So, Sucker Shyt is not my term but it's a term I love right. So Sucker Shyt is stuff that's become common or that people have become used to that's really some sucker that we've accepted, and as men or people who stand on stand their ground or stand on their square— We're not gonna have it and we gonna call it out right?

Rob: So, give an example.

JT: So, Sucker Shyt is trolling.

Rob: Okay (laughing).

JT: Trolling is the shyt that you would never say to somebody's face, you're gonna type

and everybody accepts it.

Rob: Suckah Shyt.

JT: (agreeing) Suckah Shyt! Most of the people that troll wouldn't even say hi to you because they'd be scared… but they become keyboard gangsters and now they could talk about your mama, do all kind of stuff on typing criticize everything, you know. Come on man. Most of the most of the male trolls, okay, if pussy had COVID in it they never, get it!

Rob & Rennie: (laughing)

Chronicles of The Jabbawockeez Brothers 🎭 Suckah Shyt #1

𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵:

Rob: All right cool now we're back! Welcome back to Skinny Black’s Lounge, good to have you back. Please like, subscribe, share, if you dig anything that we getting down with. I'm Rob AKA kka “Skinny Black” to my left…

Rennie: Rennie.

Rob: There it is.

JT: JT. Hi Mom.

Rob: There it is. One of our running segments that we like to do here on the show is Suckah Shyt and so our resident Suckah Shyt pointer outer.

JT:  Pointer outer?

Rennie:  Purveyor.

JT:  Pointer outer will make it to Suckah Shyt as a whack-ass nickname.

Rob: Yeah okay.

JT: (laughing) Okay.

Rob: I can’t think of anything else at the moment.

A/N: -small story , nothing special at all, sorry its shorter than usually!-

Summary: its august 1st, aka girlfriend day, and you’re extremely excited, except when you find out that your boyfriend (Kenobi) forgot, or did he?

“Obi! Obi! Wake up!” You bounce excitedly on the bed, today was August first, aka girlfriend day, and since Obi and you had been dating for a little over six months you found it appropriate to celebrate.

“Obi!” You bounced again, accidentally landing on top of him, hearing him let out an “oomph” before opening his eyes and looking up at you. He was so beautiful.

“Darling..” you sighed, preparing yourself for another boring lecture about how you should not bounce on the bed, for the fifth time.

“I’m sorry baby, but this is important!!” You stuck out your bottom lip fake pouting untill he flicked your forehead to make you get off of him so he could sit up.

“Important? What’s so important about today?” You frowned at that, you literally had told Obi just yesterday about what special day it was today. You didn’t think he’d forget.

“Nevermind..” you mumbled getting off of the bed and grabbing your training robes from the hanger in the closet. “I should get going, I still have training today.” You saw your handsome boyfriend nod out of the corner of your eye as you left the room.

You never thought that Obi would forget today. Sure he had a lot of things going on but it still stung, especially when it was important to you. But it seemed that he just didn’t care.

•••

“Obi! I’m back!” You said cheerfully walking back into the room you both shared, training had gone flawlessly and the Masters had let you get out early. “Obi?” You turned the corner to the small kitchen included in your suite to find Obi standing there with a cupcake and gift in his hands.

He chuckled as he saw your face light up, as you ran toward him. “Happy girlfriend day mesh’la.” He put down the two things so you could give him a proper hug, he hadn’t forgotten after all!

“Thank you so much!” You started to tear up again, but not from sadness. “I know you’ve been so busy with missions and I honestly didn’t think you’d remember..”

“Not remember what my darling love has been talking about for weeks now? Never.” He planted a gentle kiss to your forehead. “Open the gift.” He smiled gentle down at you, as you reached over and started to tear off the paper. It was a little black box with silver outlines on it.

“Obi, I don’t understand what is th-“ you stopped when you looked back over and saw him on one knee looking up at you, you almost dropped the box, which thankfully he took from your grasp and opened it to show the most beautifulest ring you had ever seen.

“Y/f/n will you do me the honor and privilege for me to call you my wife, and darling, until we both die..?” He looked at you with hope, with love, and adoribleness, so of course you had to say..