#fe python headcanons

I’m too invested in the RGB CollegeAU and to be honest I need a bit of a palette cleanser from the “Stages of Love” (personal stuff has also affected my writing but not to worry Lukas stans! I will write the Stages of Love for Lukas).

I just wanted to draw the boys... then I got too into it

Addendums for the boys under the cut

Lukas:

·       I could see him disliking hot weather immensely and I bet you his hair frizzes up that itI gets so messy

·       He likes colder months but doesn’t like being outside when the temperature is in the negatives. He’ll use that as an excuse to stay in and curl up with a good book

·       Loves rainy days, the atmosphere and the smell of petrichor really does it for him

·       I’d wager he’s on the warmer side. You know those kinds of people that are kinda like human space heaters, yup, that’s Lukas

·       In a modernAU I just have this fun thought that Lukas listens to metal. If you’re familiar with the anime Aggretsukko, Lukas acts similarly to the main character.

·       Dog person or cat person? Fish. Lukas likes fish. There’s just something relaxing watching them swim around but he isn’t opposed to cats or dogs.

·       I think Lukas is really clumsy in the mornings, when he’s still really sleepy. Its adorable seeing him shuffling about and being guided by Forsyth. But once Lukas is more alert or caffeinated (in a modernAU) he’s back to his usual self.

Forsyth:

·       Weather does not bother Forsyth because he himself is a force of nature. Summer and really hot? Doesn’t phase him, he’ll probably find a body of water or pool and have fun there (by fun I mean train) Winter or late Fall? No problem, he’s always moving about so his body keeps warm.

·       ModernAU; probably eats a lot of ice lollies. Probably has had a few trips to the dentist too. (I bet you he over brushes his teeth LOL)

·       Doesn’t like rain cause he can’t do much and he’ll just get all muddy. The smell of petrichor also puts him off

·       ModernAU; Why do I often think of him in polo shirts? It just fits?

·       ModernAU; his taste in music? All over the place. Doesn’t care much for genres, if he likes it he’ll listen to it

·       I think we can all agree that he moves around a lot in his sleep. I’d also see his a snorer.

·       Stress-eats. I don’t really see him as a big eater but I see him as a stress-eater. If he’s worried or anxious you’ll likely find him nibbling away at something.

·       ModernAU; can’t take his coffee black. Usually has a lot of either milk or creamer and sugar.

·       Is often pranked by Python and, surprisingly, Lukas.

·       Lukas’ way of pranking Forsyth is to ask for whatever book the latter is reading, then Lukas will pretend to skim through it, snap the book shut, and return it to Forsyth. The prank works every time.

·       Python methods, to name a few, are: pinching Forsyth’s nose when he’s a sleep, drawing something of Forsyth’s face (bonus points if its lewd), flicking his friend’s nose, or scaring Forsyth while he’s taking a bath. You know, good Ol’ juvenile stuff.

Python:

·       Doesn’t like extreme weather, nuff’ said. Too hot? He complains. Too cold? He complains too.

·       I keep thinking that Python would space out a lot if its too hot. “Uuuuh… too hot… can’t compute…”

·       I swear he probably has poor circulation, his hands and feet get so cold. He’ll usually touch anyone (Forsyth in particular) with his ice cold hands and feet just to hear them yelp in surprise. Warning! This guy is a thief of warmth.

·       Most people think he’s cranky and unapproachable but the people closest to him know that Python has a “screensaver mode”. He’ll just stare off into space and think of stuff. Most people think he’s glaring at something or someone but he’s just spaced out.

·       His joints crack A LOT and he can make them pop on command. It freaks out a lot of people when he does that thing with his neck to get rid of the stiffness. When he does that it doesn’t hurt him, it just makes a really loud sound that catches everyone off-guard

·       He likes cats, doesn’t mind dogs but dislikes birds. Python says birds are just mini fighter planes with poop missiles

Thank you anon, I had a good laugh writing this. I just thought of RGB giving their kid the dreaded TALK and went wild. Hope you enjoy this~

english breakfast tea; would they want a family?

Forsyth

·       YES!  I could see him wanting a big family after becoming an accomplished knight and settling down with someone.

·       Forsyth would want children plus an extended family with Python and Lukas! (Though visits with Python have to be supervised, we all know Py’s gonna teach the kids something weird)

·       Whether its having kids of his own or adopting, Forsyth doesn’t mind the path to fatherhood.

·       He’s definitely a very involved father, he’ll be great with the kids. Forsyth might get a little too carried away sometimes and end up becoming another kid you might have to take care of though

·       I’ve mentioned this is the Stages of Love for Forsyth, but he’ll be very supportive of his children and always make time for his partner.

·       I can already imagine the look of panic that will wash over Forsyth’s face once his kids reach puberty and start asking… “questions”

·       “Papa… Uncle Python said ‘s*x’. He said its fun, what’s s*x papa?” Cue Forsyth going pale and thinking of strangling his best friend “Well you see… WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH… They… touch and then… ah… I… I’m afraid I can’t explain this yet… I’ll explain when you’re much older.”

Lukas

·       Lukas is more of found family rather than actual uh… baby-making. He’s not completely averse to having children of his own but its not his priority.

·       The people he’s closest to and his partner is his family so to speak.

·       Further down the line he might adopt a few orphans or treats every single child in the school he’s started as his child.

·       If his life-long partner wants a child of their own (assuming his partner is capable of conceiving), he’ll gladly oblige. But I doubt Lukas would initiate having a baby

·       He’d be an amazing dad though, just the right balance of strict and nurturing. The kid/s enjoy being with him but know not to push dad’s buttons.

·       Lukas is also the parent that answers all manner of questions a curious child will ask.

·       He’d handle his child’s puberty phase really well and would give the “talk” calmly. Eerily calm. His answers have a very scientific and matter-of-fact tone to them.

·       “Ah yes… the act itself’s main purpose is procreation or the furtherance of our species. Although it has other functions.  Generally speaking, a man and a woman engage in a particular act and there’s a chance a child will be born. Shall I explain in more detail?”

·       His tactic is to get too technical so his kid gets bored but he’ll explain when the time is right.

Python

·       It’s a tricky situation with Python. He teeters between wanting a family of his own and absolutely dreading it. His fear is that he’ll end up like his father and be a terrible father. The irony is, if he’s met a life-long partner, he wants to know what a happy family is like.

·       It’ll be a long time before he sets aside his insecurities should he marry but he’ll be the one to initiate or ask to try having a baby. He’ll do it at his own pace and his own terms.

·       He only wants one kid though. JUST ONE. He’s also open to adopting but again JUST ONE.

·       He’ll put his woodworking skills to work as he’ll be the the one to make his baby’s crib or bassinet. Maybe he’ll even make the toys.

·       He’s a really chill dad, but the child will grow up learning that its best not to get their dad angry or upset. (Absolutely no spanking is his household just well-explained time-outs and strictly imposed grounding)

·       Python is not one to mince words when it comes to the “birds and the bees” but he knows there’s a time and place for that talk. If they’re too young, he’ll humor and delay. If his kid is of age or getting close, he’s open to discussing it.

Aw shucks anon, thanks for the compliment~ -barista voice- here’s a big warm cup of hugs with a serving of ‘I love you’s’ straight outta the oven!

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Lukas

Embrace has already been done for Lukas~ Right —> Here

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

·       It takes time for him to be ready to say it but once he sure of his feelings he won’t hesitate to say it

·       Strong emotion doesn’t often happen to him so when he feels intense adoration/affection/passion for you he takes that as an opportunity to express it.

·       You catch just the right amount of sunlight around you? Lukas will say how breathtakingly beautiful/handsome you are and how much he loves you. You give his shoulders a massage? He’ll thank you and that he loves you and your thoughtfulness.

·       Lukas says ‘I love you’ so articulately and sincerely, you might ask him to tone it down cause your heart just… can’t take it

·       When he says ‘I love you’ the warmth and brilliance is just too much (plus that voice, who wouldn’t melt right?)

Python

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

·       Python’s all about hugs but its not what you’re thinking.

·       He loves nothing more than giving you surprise hugs, especially in public, for the sole purpose of seeing how flustered you get

·       When he’s feeling more sincere, he loves being hugged and giving hugs. Doesn’t mind at all if you cling to him (Python is quite tall in canon and I’m a small 163cm gremlin, just… let me dangle from him pls.) but expect him to get his revenge by draping his body all over you

·       He likes cuddling in bed but prefers to be the bigger spoon. He loves nothing more than you resting his head on his chest, it’s the best feeling in the world for him.

·       Actually if you rest your head on his chest when you hug vertically, it can make his knees go weak. The thought of you being so close and hearing his heartbeat gives him a lot of warm feelings. Those feelings are intensified if you nuzzle or bury you face in his chest, its his thing okay?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

·       -cue maniacal cackling-

·       No. ‘I love you’s’ from Python are sparse.

·       He’ll say it every now and then, when he’s overcome with emotion but he’ll back pedal so fast and deny he said anything

·       He’s a sentimental mushy mess when he’s tired or just woken up though. That’s when he’ll often slip and say how much he loves you.

·       “You look like you woke up in a good mood Python…” you gently caress his cheek, running your fingers along your lover’s jaw line. Python, half-asleep, takes your hand and plants a kiss on your palm “Cause I woke up to your lovely face… Gods… I love you so…much…” he slips back to sleep

·       Forsyth often tells Python he could be more expressive. Python’s way of saying ‘I love you’ is more of doing rather than saying, he’d rather shower you with attention and make you feel like you’re the only person in HIS world rather than the only person in the world.

·       No worries though, as time passes, Python realizes there’s nothing wrong with saying ‘I love you’ to the person he truly cares for, he drops the ego and says it more often

Forsyth

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

·       This green bean is 100% a hugger, give him the hugger of the month award please.

·       He just… locks you into this snug embrace, its easy to get sense of how strongly he feels for you. Let him know if he’s squeezing you too tight though, he gets too into it

·       100% would “Mmmmmmmmm~” while hugging you, maybe sway around, or even lift you up and spin you around.

·       He loves being hugged too! He isn’t ashamed of receiving or giving. Lock eye with him, open your arms and call him for a hug, he’ll enthusiastically run into your arms. Just… brace yourself okay?

·       Forsyth insists he likes being the bigger spoon when cuddling in bed but he switches often between big and little spoon.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

·       Saying ‘I love you’ is so easy for Forsyth. He’s not ashamed to express his adoration and devotion to you. You saw how he was with Clive right? Well that taken up to eleven.

·       If he feels it he’s gonna say it, no questions asked. Forsyth wants to let you know he thinks of you often and wants to make you feel as loved as possible through words

·       Only problem is it might come of as excessive and insincere at time, given the frequency. But you’ll come to realize that when Forsyth says ‘I love you’ for the like Nth time that day, he means it with all his heart.

I am so sorry anon, I replied late. I deleted my first draft of this, got upset , and yeeted myself under the covers of my bed. I hope you enjoy this~!

Forsyth + Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.? (Nightmare)

·       His personal method of calming down after when he’s sad, anxious, or had a nightmare is to distract himself so he’ll apply a similar tactic with you

·       If you approach him after a nightmare he’ll ask you first if you want to talk about it and proceed from there. If you don’t want to talk about it, he’ll move on from it. On the other hand, if you do want to talk about it, he’ll gladly listen but he won’t dwell on your nightmare. He’ll push it aside and talk to you about something else to get your mind off it.

·       Forsyth will try to get a conversation going as a distraction. It could be about this book he’s read, neat bits of trivia, something that’s happened during his day (especially if its really funny), he might even share something from his past he hasn’t talked about with you.

·       If you get him started on Clive… he will talk your ear off and you’ll forget your nightmare 100% (or maybe have a new one focused on Clive)

·       If that doesn’t work too well or you need a little more help, he isn’t opposed to accompanying you on a night stroll. Physically tire you out  ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Heh. Mind in the gutter ) so you can have a dreamless sleep

·       When all else fails, he’ll hold you close and wait for you to fall asleep (nothing like being enclosed in Forsyth’s arms… yes. YES.)

Python + Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.? (Nightmare)

·       He has two approaches depending on the situation the first is humor. If you’re in need of a mood-lifter or distraction from a bad dream he’ll tell you the funniest anecdotes he knows

·       Python will gladly listen if you want to talk about your nightmare though but, in his opinion, its way better to put your attention elsewhere

·       When its just the two of you, his soft-goofy side comes out. He doesn’t mind being silly if it means helping you wind-down.

·       He’ll lightly tickle you, pinch your nose or cheeks (while making weird noises), say a few lewd limericks, or play a few rounds of madlibs with you to lighten the mood

·       If humor won’t work, he’ll let you sleep on his chest. If he’s in the mood and feeling confident, he might even hum for you. He won’t stop until he knows you’re asleep.

·       Python will even get all sappy and sentimental with you, if it helps you relax and fall asleep

Python •    He has two main “love languages”, its quality time and physical touch. Python gives you his full undivided attention. A nice long chat, listening to your stories, napping together, or just enjoying each other’s company, are just a few of his ways to show you how much he cares. •    He also takes the time to read the mood so he can give an appropriate physical touch. A thoughtful touch of the arm or even a hug to soothe you when you’re down. A playful pinch of the cheek to let you know he finds you adorable. Or pats on the back to show concern or warmth. •    Python’s very observant and understanding, he rarely gives untimely touches but if he isn’t sure he’ll check with you •    Sometimes he won’t even touch you but he’ll stay by your side, using his physical presence to let you know he’s always there for if you need him •    He’s had a rough life so people who are genuinely kind to him and take care of him warms and softens him up. I think he’s starved for security and stability, and he appreciates anyone who can unconditionally give him that. •    Later on, he’ll realize acts of service hit home for him. If someone makes him a home-cooked meal or patch up his clothes just because they care for him, it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy

Forsyth •    This adorkable green bean’s love language is words of affirmation. •    He’ll shower you with sincere and unsolicited compliments. Forsyth will find all of your strengths, he’s a simple guy with a positive outlook in life. •    He’s not shy about verbally expressing his affections. You’ll often hear “I love you’s” from the depths of his heart. •    A lot of people put him down for having dreams of becoming a knight and he knows how jeers and insults cut deep. He never wants to hurt anyone with his words, especially if that person is dear to him (Save Python,  Forsyth thinks the Py needs a reality check now and then) •    Acts of service would be his second way of expressing love. All he wants is to lessen your burden and ease your worries. He’d also be very appreciative if people do the same thing for him •    While I do see Forsyth as a hugger, I can’t say it's his way of expressing love. I just see him as a warm fellow that hugs to make people feel welcome, to comfort them, or to let them know he’s happy and excited •    He loves it if people verbally affirm him. That makes him feel loved. You can bet it’ll just become a rally of compliments. “You’re breath-taking!” “So are you!” “You’re so amazing!” “Well, you’re amazing too!” “You being so thoughtful makes me feel happy!” “Well, it just so happens your enthusiasm makes me feel motivated and inspired!” It won’t end, Lukas or Python has to put a stop to it.

!!!!! Could it be another Python Stan?! You aren’t a bother at all, it makes me super happy that you enjoy my blog! For the time being I’ll just indulge myself and write for Python alone (my bias is strong)

Python + B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them? + E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

·       It’s definitely his s/o’s smile that he admires so much. The first time he saw them smile it just melted his heart

·       There’s a certain quality to their smile that gives it such a profound effect on Python. Maybe they smiled at some kittens or puppies, how the joy and excitement makes their eyes close up or that cute wrinkle that forms on their face. Maybe his s/o has a dimple or two

·       The effect is amplified if he’s the cause for their joy. A joke, a story, maybe a little trinket, or that time he took his s/o to watch a clear and starry night sky. That wonder, awe, and excitement on their face, how their lips arced upwards. They were far more breath-taking than the view

·       Physical attributes like legs, butts, and whatever, well, Python isn’t picky so he appreciates everyone in all shapes and sizes but a genuine smile is what really melts this snek’s heart

·       He’s not the dominant one, he’ll call the shots if he has to but usually he doesn’t take the lead in most aspects of the relationship

·       Python’s rather flexible in a relationship and doesn’t complain much. He thinks he’s pretty darn lucky that someone is willing to put up with him so his s/o has their way most of the time

·       The only situations I can think of where in he’s more dominant is 1.) bedroom, only if his s/o is timid in that department. Though Python will definitely help build his s/o’s confidence and help them out of their shell. Easier to spice things up in bed when both parties aren’t apprehensive

·       Other situation where I can see him being more forward is finances. When he was single, he could spend all his coin Willy-nilly but now there’s a future that might need saving up for

Teehee~ I’m going to assume you want all the handsome RGB boys, so Ahem~ -uses Starbucks barista voice- One lemon and one chai tea for anon~!

lemon tea; what are mornings like with them?

chai tea; how do they spice up their relationship?

Lukas

·       Expect mornings with Lukas to have breakfast in bed. He’s always early to rise so he’ll whip up either French toast, waffles, or pancakes for you while you sleep

·       If you aren’t awake from the smell of food, he’ll press a very light kiss on your lips or whisper in your ear (who wouldn’t love to wake up to that voice that sounds like liquid chocolate?)

·       If he isn’t in a rush, you’ll enjoy a cup of coffee in bed after breakfast, along with some warm banter. He’ll talk about what he has to do that day and mention how he looks forward to coming home to you at day’s end

·       To keep the relationship fresh, Lukas doesn’t mind getting into your hobbies or even exploring new hobbies you can do together. Maybe you want to take up sewing, he’d gladly pick that up with you. Interested in dance classes, he’ll gladly tag along and participate.

·       I can also see him talking to you about things you want to try out in the relationship. If this is going into more, ahem, sensual territory, communication is key. If there’s a kink or fantasy you’d like to explore, he’s down (totally see Lukas very into edging and toys)

·       Lukas can come across as very vanilla, pure and conventionally romantic, so spicing up the relationship is a team effort. He won’t take offence if you think his ideas aren’t spicy enough (if you tell him nicely)

·       Perhaps he’s getting some pointers from Python but occasionally Lukas will surprise you with a playful pinch to the butt, its very unexpected from him but you take it as a sign that he’s becoming more and more comfortable with you and physical touch

Python

·       Mornings with Python are a struggle. His arms are all tangled up in yours, you can’t wiggle your way out of bed. If you do, he’ll pull you back and lock you into an embrace.

·       If you manage to escape him, you’ll be the one making him breakfast. He’ll often notice your absence quickly and get out of bed. Python will hug you from behind and nestle his head into the crook of your neck, maybe planting a few kisses here and there or dozing off.

·       He’s at his sweetest when he’s just woken up and hasn’t rubbed all the sleep from his eyes. You’ll often get peppered with feathery kisses or “I love you’s”. He denies ever saying the 3 words and insists you must’ve been dreaming.

·       I’m just gonna say it… Python likes morning sex. He sleeps much better with you in his arms and he wakes up more energized and refreshed. Spending most if not all his energy on you in the morning is the perfect excuse to stay in bed for the rest of the day.

·       In the sexy times department, that isn’t really a problem. His drive is average but when he’s in the mood, you can expect Python to perform. (He’s down with you pegging him or tying him up and blindfolding him then domming him.)

·       Python adds spice to the relationship by being all sweet, stark contrast to his cool and casual approach to things. A nice date every now and then, dancing with you under the moonlight, and even a serenade, things you wouldn’t expect him to do. If he says it in passing as a sort of test if you’re into that kind of stuff and you say that’s not something you’d see him do, Mila’s grace he takes that a challenge and he will surprise you. “Challenged Accepted” is his motto

Forsyth

·       You are going to wake up to Forsyth looking at you with so much love and adoration, its as if you woke up to the sun right next to you.

·       LOTS of morning kisses and cuddles. He doesn’t care if your morning breath could kill a wyvern, he will kiss you.

·       If you walk around in his clothes in the morning, it will send him to another plane of existence. He loves seeing you wearing his shirt or tunic.

·       Forsyth is a morning person and wouldn’t dare stay in bed or sleep in but if he sees you wearing his shirt, he’ll definitely try to pull you back into bed to steal a few more cuddles and kisses.

·       TICKLE FIGHTS.

·       You’ll always cook breakfast together (1. Because he never fails to wake you up with all the kisses. 2. Forsyth is a fire hazard), it’s a fun and playful experience. He’s always feeding you pieces of fruit or maybe dabbing some honey or butter on your nose or cheek.

·       Ho boy… you really don’t need to spice up a relationship with Forsyth, his energy and being a hopeless romantic always makes things exciting.

·       He never stops courting you, he’ll pull off the whole “Would you date me all over again?” thing. Gifts, dancing in a candlelit room, matching clothes, cheesy poetry, getting a pet puppy/cat together, he doesn’t run out of things to do in the relationship so its always interesting