#fc5 clips

Random Answering Machine Message One.

I love this one.

The lady is fucking PISSED, but also so upset and worried. [And somehow unintentionally funny.]

It's powerful.

"Hey! I hope that you can hear me through all that FUCKIN' beard hair ya'll got, cause I'm NOT ABOUT TO REPEAT MYSELF!!"

"You think you and your little band of weirdos scare me?! Yeah... You're all REAL scary in your white woolly sweaters and hobo beards."

"You bring my man back to me RIGHT THIS VERY HOUR or so help me God, THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!!"

Random GIFs from the clip: [Look, I accidentally clicked on the damned game next to the countertop.]

Zip - "Who the fuck trusts the government?!"

Not me sir, not me.

Obligatory GIF for all of my fellow Rooks/Deps keeping Hope County "alive".

I adore all of you would-be do-gooders who made shit worse right alongside me. <3

Shark, I have some bad news...

Sharky : "Hey, is what's his nuts still the president? The orange Russian one?"

I don't know what it is about this clip that makes me laugh... I think it's the way the guy walks off and tosses up his hands when the gunfire starts, like, "Eh, fuck it."

It's also a bizarre moment of normalcy amidst the "END OF ALL THINGS", oh, and my driving was on point.

He's obviously a hallucination. The bliss miazma around him is the main reason I didn't get out of the car for a chitty chat. Didn't want him to transform into one pissed off badger.

No idea why Shark thought he was the "po-po". Gonna go with Sharky is suspicious of everyone being "Johnny Law".

Or maybe he's questioning why I dared to stop and cut off his tunes.

Huh? What's that? Why yes, I DID shoot out the windshield. For reasons. Valid ones, mind you. Thank you for noticing.

Sharky - "The Cult recruited people here with barbecues. I went ONCE. Worst fuckin' potato salad I ever had in my life. I thought, 'Ain't you supposed to poison people AFTER they join the cult?!'"

The unexpected laughs I have when taking this man out to kill Peggies are absolutely delightful. I adore Shark and he goes with me everywhere.

Yes, even when he burns the fuckin' hides I was gonna sell for top dollar. Charred as they are, I can only get a whoppin' $5.00 for 'em now.

Or when the grass catches fire and we have to haul ass or wind up toasty like marshmallows.

Burn away, Shark. Burn away.

Hey, he's a good guy.

<Broseph, you want me to care? Where's Sharky? [Hint: he wasn't there for some reason, and I looked.]>

Say what you will about the Father, but this line never fails to hit HARD. Leaves the player, aka Rook/Dep, stunned. You're left floundering, mind racing, knowing everything you did MADE IT WORSE. All the people you care for? More than likely dead. And now?!?!? You killed this man's family, he chose to SAVE YOU, and you're locked in this bunker with him for God knows how long. (Haven't played New Dawn yet.)

This whole game is a masterpiece. One of my all-time favorites.

Joseph - "But most of all... it means I was right."

Considering that this was the initial piece of media that compelled me to immediately write fanfic, and then, more importantly, actually share said fanfic? Let's just say that I find it reassuring to know some things never change.

I still love Sharky.

Jacob is still the only Seed I legitimately feel for. [We all have our favorites.]

John is still the one I love fucking with the most. (Such an angry little princess.)

I have a WIP I started back in June 2018. Maybe I need to dust it off and finish it.

Hope County will always welcome me home.

When the man is disappointed, Rook panics.

Jacob Seed: "Try harder. Disappointing."

What? NO!!! No! No. Don't sound like that! Gimmie another go. I'll headshot them all.

For you.

Only you.

Random Clip/Divider/GIFs of the day!

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[Compression is a bitch. Shit ain't blurry. I swear.]

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