#fbsm

I just came across a screenshot I took of a $300,000 wire transfer that an escort received from one of her clients. This is my next level. Even if her screenshot was forged (😂), I don’t care: this is my next level.

Serotonin levels often peak after a massage session, most likely due to a 30% reduction in cortisol.

I just finished with a client and remembered that, when he came, he quite literally sounded like a bear. I kid you not, he was growling and snarling like a wild beast and flexing his arm muscles the way body builders do. At first, I was turned on. Then, I was fighting back laughter. I was afraid he would see me smiling down at him (I was on top) but he was too in the moment to notice that I was trying not to laugh. It was just really amusing.

There’s this guy who has been texting and emailing once or twice a month since August, trying to get my attention. I kept pegging him as a waste of time because he kept talking and not booking. After the first shot I gave him, I would always reply with: “Please pay $XXX. Send to CashApp. Have a good night”. It took him 3 or 4 times to get the message because he finally sent a payment tonight.