Shrek kills clownfuckers
i was never afraid of shrek until the internet happened tbh
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Shrek kills clownfuckers
i was never afraid of shrek until the internet happened tbh

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Chichi x Fem!Saiyan!Reader
Takes place after Goku escapes Namek after winning the battle against Frieza. You're also Goku's sibling. Enjoy!
You clenched your fists, as the humongous dragon vanished, why didn't Goku want to come back to Earth? You growled, wondering why Goku didn't want to come back. You sighed, and turned to everyone, "Well, I better get going. I'm going to train for when my brother comes back." Gohan gasped and ran over to you.
"Auntie! Can you please stay with us?" Gohan pleaded, pulling on your leg. "Why? I'm probably going to be a bother, besides I have to train if I ever want to surpass your father." He paused and stared at the ground, his lips quivering. Realizing that he was about to cry, you quickly kneeled in front of him, trying to calm him down. "Gohan...please don't cry." Tears trailed down his face, "I want you to stay! Please! You're my favorite auntie!" You chuckled, "I'm your only auntie." He held your hand, "Mom won't mind, right mom?" He asked, turning to his mother. Chichi widened her eyes and furrowed her brows, her son really loved you, she'd have to be a horrible person to not let you stay.
"Alright, she can stay with us if you really want her to." Chichi smiled, before her smile turned into a scowl, "Only if she's not a bad influence on you!" Gohan hugged your leg and cheered, "Yay!" You smiled at Chichi, "Thank you." She smiled back, "Well, what are we waiting for?! It's time to go home!" You and Gohan smiled at each other before nodding.
Gohan jumped up and down, cheering about you staying here, while you and Chichi talked about the conditions of her letting you stay here. "First of all, those clothes are ripped, you need to change. You need to shower before you put on any new clothes. Last of all, I don't want you to be a bad influence on Gohan." You  raised a brow, "That's it? I expected more." Chichi smiled, "There's more, I'm just covering the most important ones."
She pushed you into her room, "Now about those clothes, did you even change at Namek?!" You chuckled, "I did! Â I just got scratched up!" She noticed how badly 'scratched up' you were, "(Name) your shirt barely covers your body!" She blushed, noticing that your shirt barely covered your breasts. She pushed you into the bathroom, "G-Go to the bathroom and shower, I'll give you some clothes soon." You nodded, "Alrighty!" You headed to the bathroom, leaving a blushing Chichi in her room. "Why is she so oblivious!? I know she was raised in the woods, but how can she not be embarrassed about her clothes?"
She looked around, before remembering the clothes you left behind when you visited the last time. (Like right before Goku met Raditz.) Luckily, your body didn't change much. She smiled softly, remembering how beautiful you looked with something else besides your Gi. Â She blushed softly and took out some clothes.
She walked to the bathroom and knocked lightly, "(Name), are you done yet?" You opened the door, "Yup!" Chichi blushed deeply and dropped the clothes. "WHY AREN'T YOU COVERED BY ANY TOWELS!?" "I didn't know where they were." She pushed you back into the bathroom and opened a cabinet, "Here are the towels!" You smiled, "Oh!" She turned her head away and pushed the clothes into your hands, "Here." "Thanks Chichi!" She growled and walked out the door.
"N-No, the answer is 72, not 89." Gohan mumbled, pointing at the textbook. You frowned, "So multiplication just keeps adding repeatedly?" Gohan nodded, "Yup!" You narrowed your eyes, "Multiplication is weird." You stood up, "Well, I'm going to train, I'll see you later Gohan!" Gohan stood up, "Wait! I want to go with you!" "Gohan...you have to continue studying..."
"But I want to train with you! So we can save Earth when other bad guys come around!" You smiled, "Gohan, you should study. If you want strength in the body, you also need strength in the mind. Remember, study first train later!" Gohan nodded, "Alright! When I'm done studying, I will train as hard as I can! I want to be strong like you, auntie!" You grinned and ruffled his hair, "That's the way to think!"
You walked outside and began floating, before a familiar voice shouted your name. "(Name), where are you going!?" You landed back on the ground, while an angry Chichi walked over to you. "I'm going to train...." She grabbed your arm, "Oh no you're not!" You gulped, "Why are you so controlling!? You're treating me like Goku! You're treating me like your husband!"
Chichi widened her eyes, "I-I'm treating you like Goku?" She sighed before releasing your arm, "I'm sorry (Name), it's because...you remind me of Goku sometimes. I miss him, and you remind me of him...I'm sorry for being harsh, you can go train." You hugged her tightly, "Don't worry about it. I'll stay here if you want me to." Chichi smiled, " Can you help me with my little garden? I've always wanted someone to help me with it." You smiled, "Let's start."
You poured some water on a flower, "Here little plant, drink some water!" Chichi smiled at how enthusiastic you were helping her out, she couldn't help but imagine you as Goku in her eyes. She paused. Â Is this why she didnt want you to leave anywhere else? Is this why she's much happier with you around? Â She didnt notice that she was drowning a plant with too much water. You gasped, "Chichi, you're going to drown the little plant!" She blinked and quickly lifted the flower pot. Â "Sorry, my mind went somewhere else..." She muttered, blushing softly in embarrassment. You smiled softly, Â "That's okay." She got up, "Let's go inside, Gohan is probably itching to play with you."
Chichi lied in her bed, wondering about her feelings. Wondering why she so attracted to you, why was it? Is it because you look like Goku? Is it because of your kind heart? She tried to deny it. Deny that she felt this way about you. She shut her eyes and thought about Goku. Thoughts that went to when she first met him, to thoughts about his muscular body. She opened her eyes and groaned in frustration. Â Nothing. Â She didn't feel those butterflies anymore. But why? She loved him at first sight! This isn't right!
What if she thought about you? She closed her eyes, and thought about you. Thinking about how you met her, how you help her out, the little bathroom encounter... and finally, how you hugged her tightly. She forced them open, feeling her heart beating quickly, and her face warming up. She sat up.
Chichi was in love with you.
She stealthily crept into your room, peeking at your sleeping form. She felt so wrong doing this, she felt so wrong having the urge to want to share the bed with you, and have you protect her, by gently wrapping your arms around her waist. She turned and headed back to her room.
Lately, Chichi has been distant. Even Gohan noticed it. She no longer asked you to help her out with her garden, and ceased to stop you from leaving to go train. It was like she didn't want to be near you at all. You felt guilty, did you do something wrong? You sighed as you sat by the garden, remembering how much fun it was planting with Chichi.
Gohan watched as Chichi stared at her window, sitting on the edge of her bed. He knew that something was wrong, and he didn't like it. He slowly walked over to his mother, and sat next to her, "Mom, are you alright?" Not breaking her gaze from the window, she responded, "Yes, why do you ask?" He could see through her lies. "Mom, is it because Dad isn't here?" "No." "Is it because of auntie (Name)?" Chichi stiffened, and sighed. "Gohan, I have to tell you something." Gohan looked up at his mother, "What is it?" Chichi pursed her lips, "I don't think I love your father anymore." Gohan didn't say anything. Â She continued, "I'm in love with your auntie (Name)." "That's okay, Mom." Chichi widened her eyes, "What?" Gohan stared at the floor, "I knew it would happen."
 Gohan kept staring at the floor, "I sometimes see Daddy whenever I'm with auntie. Chichi felt a shock of relief, she wasn't the only one. "Does she know Mom?" "No." "Tell her Mom, you can't keep those feelings inside you forever." Chichi was surprised at her son's maturity, but nodded. "You're right Gohan." She stood up and headed outside.
Chichi looked around, noticing that you were sitting by the garden. She ran over to you, "(Name)!" You looked up and smiled, "Chichi?" She stood in front of you, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for pushing you away." "Chich-" "(Name), the truth is.... I'm in love with you." You froze. Chichi began tearing up, and quickly walked away. You stood up, but stood still. Gohan watched as she ran in and quickly entered her room. He sighed.
It was nighttime, you figured that you should head back. You quickly flew home, finally making your choice. You quietly walked into the home, and made your way to Chichi's room. You opened the door, and walked in, closing it quietly as you could. There she was, staring at the window, "Chichi?" She stiffened, Â "Please leave." "Chichi, I love you too." Chichi turned around, "What?" You sat on the bed, "It's true, I guess I just tried to hide it all these years." Â Chichi smiled and hugged you, "What about Goku?" You smiled, "We'll figure that out later, but for now, let me make it up to you." You leaned in and kissed her softly, feeling her soft, delicate lips against your own. She wrapped an arm around you, digging her hand into your hair. Both of your lips synced, Â as if they were made perfectly for each other. She deepened the kiss, pushing you on her bed, you pulled away. "Wow Chichi." She blushed deeply.
"Shut up and kiss me already!"
Sorry if it's bad, this was done when it was 2:30 in the morning.
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Could I get a matchup? All the info you'll need is in my description. btw I don't mind getting paried up with a female character since they're fictional 'n all
i would match you up with matt miller!
matt is also a very passionate person, and he’s a gamer, so lots of gaming sessions. he can be kinda a prick sometimes, so you two would probably bicker from time to time, but it would always be in good fun. your rebelliousness would compliment his and when you’re in a depressive state, he would be sure to let you know that he cares a lot about you!
hope you like this!~ Boss Mod
Twilight is bisexual and has a crush on sunset shimmer who is a lesbian?
https://prideponies.tumblr.com/post/163154785600/twilight-sparkle-is-bisexual-and-sunset-shimmer-is
i know it’s not ‘crush on’ but i dont want to repost the same headcanon more then once
- Mod Star
I'm not sure if you've been asked this before but do you know any other blogs that make mlp pride icons and take requests? (besides prideponies)
I’m not totally sure ;; I can’t think of any that I know are very active? Do any of my followers know any?? Maybe we could make a masterpost of sorts :0
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