I would like to request a platonic headcanon of Alastor with a Teen reader whose sinner form is like that of a deer fawn? It would be a bit funny to me if they end up responding to their deer instincts such as reader accidentally bleating in surprised from like a glass breaking which has Alastor rush into the room ready to throw down with someone who messed with teen reader only for them to be embarrassed about the whole thing
Shakes him rapidly um
Anyway uh
Warnings ^^ none really tbh it’s just fluffy and silly. Uh gn!reader, teen!reader, and of course the reader is a fawn :3
Anyway uh enjoy ^^
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Okay
When you first step foot into the hotel
There’s a few jokes made
Because duh obviously there was
Because your a young vulnerable teen in hell— who happened to be a fawn/deer— and Alastor was also a deer!
Charlie made a well intentioned comment about you to getting along extra well and it made the both of you embarrassed
But fuck her she was right
I imagine that there are small communities of sinners that are all sorta the same type
Like bunny sinners staying around other bunnies yknow
But Alastor never really got into all that so he wasn’t around other deer like sinners at all before you
And now he’s got all these feelings and instincts
Gross.
Anyway onto the topic at hand
I feel like Alastor spent a really long time trying to overcome his instincts
Like stopping all the little sounds and junk
So it’s really funny to imagine you just making random deer sounds
Because you haven’t learned to control your instincts
And Alastor just sitting there like
Back ramrod straight, ears perked and staring directly at you as you move around
Fawns bleat when they want attention, are hungry, feel threatened or just to communicate with their parents— typically their mother but eh that doesn’t apply here
So I can imagine you randomly bleating because your hungry or bored and then Alastor just appears behind you like
“Hello, my dear, what a lovely day!” And then he just doesn’t leave until he knows what you meed/want
It’s a different story if your bleating because you feel scared or threatened
Then he’s much more
Manic? About it when he gets to you
Which is funny if you just stubbed your toe or tripped
And slightly horrifying if you’re actively being threatened or harmed
For whoever’s decided to mess with you, that is
Another scream for Alastor’s broadcast
It’s be pretty funny if you like
Didn’t realise that he’s not like that with everyone or something
Actually no it’s funnier if you know he’s not like this with everyone, but you just assume it’s because he wants to manipulate you or own your soul
When in reality he’s clawing at the walls of his enclosure, going batshit feral because now he has feelings and a fawn to look after and
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⚠ implied death, mention of blood, mention of cannibalism, weapons-gun ⚠
It was a surprise to everyone that a child wandered into the hotel.
A little deer demon.
That's you
Climbed up one of the bar stools and stared the cat man down until he finally noticed them.
"Uh..hey? Kid."
"I want juice!", you pointed at a bottle behind him that was on the shelf.
"That's not juice."
While distracting you with magic tricks and cards games, Husk called Charlie to let her know that a new guest had arrived.
The Princess ran to get to the lobby and rushed over to the bar.
"Hi! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!", Charlie sings out before noticing the little deer. "Oh."
Everyone is called into the lobby.
"Ok!", Charlie claps her hands together and introduces you to the group. "Everyone, be nice and say hi."
Later on you are asked by Vaggie and Charlie how you got to the "red place."
Mostly everyone left and it was only you three. Four.
"Before I woke up here I was with my moma.", you said while coloring your drawing. "Dad had a shiney toy in his drawer and showed it to me a lot of times. It made fun clicking noises. I wanted to play with it, so I took it out."
As you were explaining you drew out the shape of a gun.
"I wanted to show Moma but she looked scared. And when I tried to make the clicky noise it came out different. It made a bang and then Moma fell."
You drew your mother covered in red.
"I tried to wake her up but she wouldn't get up. I got sad and started crying."
You didn't notice Charlie and Vaggie looking sad.
"Then Dad came home and started screaming at me and took the toy away. And then everything went dark for a while."
Picking up your paper, you showed the girls your drawings.
"And then I woke up to the red sky!"
Charlie hugged you after and said that she'll make sure you go to Heaven.
Oof sad backstory.
Husk literally growls at Alastor everytime he mentions venison for dinner.
Alastor has joked to others that he'll eat you but stopped once he grew fond of you.
"Little fawn.", he smiles as he greets you. "Would you like gingerbread cookies?"
To be honest, everyone is worried that Alastor might kill you. But surprise, surprise! They are shocked when he takes care of you instead.
You're the favorite hotel guest.
Anyone that tries anything will be taken care of.
Charlie did a talent show day and you sang, surprising everyone with your angelic like voice.
You're a curious little deer and the hotel guests and staff find you in odd places.
Once Angel found you upsidedown behind the couch that was against the wall.
"What are ya doing back there?", he asked after pulling you out.
"Niffty said there was treasure!", you smiled.
Alastor finds it adorable that you go to him when someone you don't know/scary person is in the hotel.
Sir Pentious is told to put all of his weapons away.
Everyone dubs you as Alastor's child. Even the Radio Demon himself.
Vaggie threatens Alastor after he jokes that you'll be a cannibal like him.
Of course he'd never do that but its funny to see Vagatha's and Husker's pissed off faces.
Alastor keeps up with the human news and learns that your father went to prison. So the Radio Demon waits for the man to fall.
I need shigadabi and some fawn reader who is just downright quivering all times of the day. Hidden away in their “nest” for absolutely no apparent reason. Only ever coming out for the little berries that grow on the edge of the forest. Peeking out from beneath her hiding spot to greedily much on them.
This would probably happen in the earlier stages of them being adopted. Deer are skittish creatures so I imagine it’d be the same for poor Reader.
Shigaraki is concerned and so is Dabi. They don’t do exposure therapy and let Reader go at their own pace.
Imagine if Niffty brought Fawn Reader to the fight with the Vees and Alastor, he would have a heart attack
Though I also find that it would be funny if Fawn Reader is the one who fights Velvette while Husk helps Nifty fight Valentino and kicks her ass as from what it seems Velvette isn't really that good at fighting when it’s close combat
Also funny idea for a comeback for that one voice line
Velvette: This outfit is worth ten of you!
Fawn Reader: Well then you got scammed bitch! *proceeds to hit her with a trash can lid*
PLEASE I love the idea of Fawn!Readers weapon of choice being whatever random objects they can find on the street
Anyway! This is kinda short but it’s just a silly post about this like. Weird found family series we got going on over here
So uh, warnings! Gn, Teen(15-17), Fawn! Reader!!! This is technically part of a series of posts that exist in no specific order, so some context may be required… uh violence/fighting :)
The post that started all of this, for reference
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Okay imagine you’re like
Sitting at the bar
Probably slightly pissy that Husk won’t let you drink
When Nifty barges in and yanks both of you out of the hotel
Which is funny because like
She and Hell work for Alastor, it makes sense for them to get involved in the fight
But Alastor doesn’t own your soul
So she fully just dragged this random ass child into a fight
Anyway yeah obviously Alastor freaks out about that
Like wtf Nifty why is his the Fawn here??
Good old denial anyway
Nifty like. Fires you at Velvette and you send her flying into a trashcan
Not like into a trashcan but like. At a trashcan I guess
That’s where you get the lid from :)
Anyway there’s an unspoken agreement to keep you away from Vox— because he is generally unstable when it comes to Alastor and, as I’ve mentioned in another post, fucking hates you
And of course, there’s not a chance in hell you’re fighting Valentino— just as precaution. Also nifty and husk want to stab him :)
So you end up facing off against Velvette !
As I mentioned in this post Alastor is liek
Vaguely distracted the entire time becauseeee
Bleating. You are in active danger there’s no way you’re not
Anyway even if you’re not incredibly skilled at fighting as long as you keep close to Velvette you should be fine
Which, considering your only weapon is a trash can lid, that’s kinda the only way you can fight
Obviously she’s upset because you pushed her into a trash can and ruined her outfit
And she’s a sassy bitch she can’t resist a quip
“This outfit is worth ten of you!”
Except you’ve been pseudo-adopted by the king of sass, so you shoot back
“You got scammed, bitch!” BANG
she got hit by a big. Ass. Truck /ref
Anyway that definitely makes Alastor laugh
Just liek
Imagine the visual
Of a tiny deer/fawn smacking someone in the face with a trash can lid
Fucking hilarious
I’m not sure if Alastor would like. Extend the conditions of his deal to include you
Like obviously you’re included in his first condition because that’s just letting husk and Nifty leave
But I feel like he hesitates when he’s choosing the second condition
Because he has a plan
And adding you into the “don’t touch Charlie Morningstar” clause would practically confirm that he actually gives a shit about you yknow?
On the other hand
This is the second time you’ve been put in danger where he is mostly unable to help
And an opportunity to stop you from being put in danger is literally being offered to him on a silver platter
I feel like he doesn’t
Liek I’ve established that both You and Alastor are in denial about this found family dynamics you got going on
Which like fair Alastor is literally described as being the most manipulative son of a bitch in hell who loves making deals so
You’re still probably convinced he wants your soul or something
Anyway end post
Anyone ever have dreams about the future? Not liek big stuff but liek. Dreaming of sitting in the floor playing with a specific coloured shape and then experiencing that a few days/weeks/months later?
I need more fawn reader!! I like the idea of fawn reader having hiding spots around the hotel because when fawns are left alone in the wild (which Alastor doesn’t leave them alone but the instinct is still there) they have a hiding spot that they stay in until they have matured. So everyone in the hotel, especially Alastor is wondering if reader was kidnapped or lost when they are really just in some tight corner of the hotel hiding away from the world for no particular reason
Alastor: wtf is my the child!?
Fawn!reader, hiding under a couch somewhere: :3
Anyway hi hello this is great I’m eating this idea up :)
Uhhh warningsssss… none really tbh. Like Alastor’s a bit weird (in an overprotective father kind of way) but aside from that there’s nothing. Gn, teen, Fawn!reader !!!
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Okay I’ve mentioned this
MANY times
But Alastor is constantly essentially telling his instincts to fuck off
And it’s taken him a very long time to be able ignore most of them
And you, the reader, haven’t been in a hell that long (in my head, anyway)
So you don’t have that great of control over such instincts
And also hell is overwhelming can’t blame you for hiding somewhere dark and comfy
Anyway so like
Part of Alastor is completely fine with you being gone for hours at a time
For two reasons :)
One, because he is in denial and refuses to admit he cares like a normal person
And two!! Instincts >:) the root of all his problems lmao
But another part of Alastor— a part he tries very hard to ignore, mind you— is like. Freaking out
Because like, regardless of when this specifically takes place, it’s hell
No one’s ever really safe and there would probably be some idiot who’d try to pick off the radio demons newest interest
And if this takes place after season two, specifically after this post… yeah maybe that’s a valid thing to be concerned about
There is a very real possibility you got kidnapped actually um
Anyway
Now the thing about fawns hiding while their parents are gone
Usually their parents— specifically does but again genders a lie— know where they are
I imagine after a few hours of you being gone he either looks for you himself or sends his shadow after you
Eventually after a while of this he’d probably start learning where you tend to hide most often
And! Every single time you hear him approaching you relax :) becauseeee as I mentioned above! Fawns hide while their parents are away
And even if you haven’t admitted to yourself justtt yet, instincts :) they a bitch :)
So yeah when you hear his heels
Doe she wear heels? He does right??
Anyway when you hear him your subconscious/instincts are like
“Oh okay we’re safe now we can relax/get out now”
Yknow if you fall asleep before Alastor finds you
He’d probably bring you to bed
Or like
Make his shadow carry you to your room and stand guard until you wake up
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If Fawn!Reader was aground for the finale battle in season 1 when Adam and his groupies attacked the hotel then Alastor must have been losing his mind in worry over them
There’s also the idea that Fawn!Reader when to go look for Alastor after the battle and then potentially finding him and trying to help him while also freaking out because ‘Oh shit that’s a bad wound!’ And ‘Oh god oh god I hope that don’t make it worse!’ While trying to do whatever they know about first aid on him
Though I can only see Alastor letting them do that if they make a deal to keep quiet about it from the others
The second of three Fawn Reader requests :0
Anyway here’s the first post that inspired this, have fun
Hhh warnings!!! Gn!Reader, Teen!Reader, Fawn!Reader!!!! Uh. Violence, blood and vague treatment of a potentially fatal wound… all of this is platonic ofc, and its never mentioned but I always write this with the idea that the reader is 15-17
Ask box and requests are open, enjoy!
Okay so
In the wild, Deer will leave Fawns alone so they learn to survive and so they don’t attract attention
Except I’ve established that’s not what Alastor does because he is weird
There’s a part of him that wants to like
Let you loose and see what happens
But considering that it’s literally an extermination he’s not going to do that
So you get to help defend the hotel!! Yayyy
Oh that absolutely keeps distracting him though
I mentioned in the first post that Fawns bleat when they’re in danger
And this is definitely a dangerous situation
Even if you don’t get injured and somehow don’t bleat
He’s still focusing on you just in case you do get hurt
Maybe that’s why Adam gets the blow on him
Like yeah he’s a sinner trying to fight an archangel but also because he’s distracted from the fight
The second you see Alastor go down you’re panicking
That’s when you start bleating and making sounds
The second the fights over you’re scouring though the debris to find him
Fuck rebuilding the hotel, you need to find him!
Eventually you do, in what remains of his radio tower
And he’s not doing well AT ALL
So you’re obviously panicking and he’s bleeding out and there’s a HOLE IN HIS CHEST
And your trying to help the best you can with your limited knowledge of first aid and his instructions and the entire time
Alastor is caught between wanting to shoo you away and keep you close
Because on one hand ough ouch weakness
On the other that’s his Fawn and they were so scared and he couldn’t help them and oh fuck what if they’re injured
Instincts and feelings, what a bitch
When your done fixing up the wound— to the best of your ability, of course— he’s like
“What can I give you to make you never talk about this ever again”
And even if you insist that you won’t tell
You will be making a deal with him to not say shit
Which liek
In an odd way you were correct
He did want to make a deal with you, just not for your soul
I got a pocket watch for Christmas and I finally figured out how to set the time and it’s so pretty!! It goes super well with a waistcoat I own :))
Anyway! You all know the drill by now… gn, teen, Fawn! Reader, all fluff no angst (except maybe a little)… this is very short because. Not much to go off in this request :)
Here’s the first post in this little series, enjoy!
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The idea of the reader getting zoomies is ridiculously funny to me
If only because I keep pairing it with this request!
Like
They’re hiding, like their instincts say they should
And then Alastor finds them and they are literally running circles around him because they have so much energy
There is genuine concern you got into someone’s drug stash the first time this happens
Especially since the readers sorta been very
Uhhh calm? Quiet? Detached??
In prior requests, anyway
So like
They force you to do a drug test 💔
Comes up clean and you just explain that like
Sometimes you just gotta go
And that includes trying to climb random shit and throwing yourself onto soft surfaces
I have the image in my head of Alastor sitting in an arm chair by like a fire or something
Book in hand, peacefully reading
While you’re springing around the room chattering and rambling
It’s very funny to me
Like you’re talking a mile a minute
Barely legible
And Alastor’s just like
“Mhm, that’s great my dear, how interesting”
He probably doesn’t even understand what you’re talking about at all but that’s okay
Anyway once you calm down/have an energy crash
Which may be very literal I fell asleep on my couch after a big rush of energy pushed me to go on a two hour hike with my mother and dog once
Alastor will tuck you into bed
Or carry you to bed if you didn’t make it there lmao
Again, probably using his shadow or something because ewww emotions grossss
I think he’d sit be side you for a bit though
Make sure you’re okay and that you didn’t somehow hurt yourself while you were running around
Before he disappears into the shadows again he might put some music on
Wether that’s through an actual radio or a speaker or even your phone
It’s all radio waves baby!
Anyway he’ll leave some soft jazz playing quietly while you sleep
Like his mother might have on a gramophone/phonograph when he was a child/teen
