Damn! You look thick af in your latest Instagram photo
What a compliment! Thanxxx

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Damn! You look thick af in your latest Instagram photo
What a compliment! Thanxxx

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I can be the iwa to your oi ;)
:///OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES PLEASE
tbh, i just think you are the flash jr shitposting. becasue you never change your icon. i appriciate that.
this is the best anon message I have every gotten
thank you so much you made my day :)
and yes, I am actually just wally west shitposting :D
Greetings and Salutations, I am the Literary Madman. I was in the middle of doing yoga with Jack Skellington aboard Buzz Lightyear's submarine when my messenger dodo stepped through the screen door to tell me a tale. I was told that you got the job and fulfilled the prophecy of you becoming a mighty viking librarian warlord that carries War and Peace as a shield and swings a bookmark as mighty as a longsword. Congratulations on your good tidings. I shall drink a toast to your success. Huzzah!
THESE MESSAGES MAKE ME SO RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY MADMAN! THEY ARE MY FAVORITE AND ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND I LOVE IT!
THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH! I will start kicking the ass as a librarian in January! *hugs*
I didn't mess up, her hair took the blue dye and said "nah, blue's so 2010, imma turn blackish instead" and I was like "no, hair, please" but her hair was like "sorry not sorry" and I swear that's exactly how it happened. Alright sunshine, what do you want to eat?
You’re obviously tired and delusional go to sleep xD Soft serve vanilla ice cream please

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i bet thranduil's wife was always there, she was actually training an elite army of penguins who where going to take down smaug but bard got there first and now there are some penguins that guard mirkwood
headcanon accepted
Why would you run off with penguins to the cold when you could run off to New Zealand or something and live the dream. Go to New Zealand Thranduilings, embrace your destiny. Dye your hair blonde. Get a cape. Get an elk. Get a pointy stick crown with flowers and berries on it. Become the person known all throughout the world as the real life Thranduil. Drop unexpected and uninvited to parties and show them how they do in the woodland realm. Lock people in dungeons for 100 yrs if they piss you off
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well I haven't been keeping up with the story, but am I to understand you plan to elope into the sunset with a pack of penguins? XD To which I must say: NUUUU DON'T LEAVE US WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITHOUT YOUR AWESOME BLOG????? HOW WILL I GO ON?!?! WHAT HAVE THE PENGUINS GOT THAT I DON'T??? TT^TT
I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD