#fauxtectual

I literally sat here in one place for 30 minutes trying to think of a cool slash creative way to greet you-- But I can't. I can't. At this point my brain is covered in snot, no, it has become snot itself, I'm sure. Fuck colds. Wow, ain't I a charmer. --Hello. The name's Pathe, hope I won't be too much of  a disappointment.

ii need a kazoo for te2tiing purpo2e2.

well 2hiit excu2e me ii wa2n't aware ii wa2 iin the pre2ence of kazoo expert2. 

mhm ii agree 8)

e halleway

i can hear u laughin @ me thru the internet

hi høw are yøu

my decision was a lapse in judgment he has it in 4 me hes had it in 4 me since the beginning