#fatui agents

Pyroslinger

He nibbles and teases, covering your face with affection. Your amusement is music to his ears and he can’t help but tempt more and more. The more you struggle to get away from his ticklish ministrations the more he tightens his hold, peppering your cheeks and lavishing your neck with kitten licks and kisses. You tell him to kiss you right and without hesitation, he seals his smile with yours.

Anemoboxer

Pyroslinger

the life of the party

easygoing and a terminal flirt

gets punched a lot due to being a flirt

cheesiest lines that will make your toes curl with second-hand embarrassment

thrives with attention

easygoing, laidback because commitment scares him

thinks he’ll never ever settle down for one until he does- ohshit

a damn sap and loyal fool to his s/o

loves kids

unfortunately terrible at cooking despite his proficiency in handling pyro

Geochanter

The youngest in the group

is actually the strategist in the group and is incredibly good at it - although he does not see this himself 

a bit too humble to the point his self esteem is actually crap

wishes he can be of more help in a fight

is babied and protected by the rest of the group

soft and gentle temperament

affection makes him weak in the knees

quick to blush making him an easy target to tease

highest alcohol tolerance

Electrohammer Vanguard

tired af of watching over the team

migraines 24/7 from dealing with group shenanigans

no-nonsense, kind of stick-in-the-mud guy which unfortunately only makes the mischievous ones want to irritate him more

handling the team feels like being in charge of daycare

wants to retire

seems irritated by his teammates all the time but will send you to hell if you hurt them

noticeably soft against Cryo Cicin Mage

big hands that envelop yours in a very comfortable, safe way

startled by physical affection and is a bit awkward in receiving them but will reciprocate hesitantly

Hydrogunner 

a man of little words but incredibly skilled in his arts

tinkers with his tools when he has time hoping to improve the healing capabilities of his weapons

at down time he just wants to watch sunsets and sip tea

little critters are drawn to him when he’s alone

pets the little critters when he thinks no one is watching

takes care of the team in quiet, unnoticeable ways

little is known of his background

Cryogunner

sashimi > cooked food

fashionista - which is why the Fatui gear given to him is breaking his heart

absolutely hates the design and unwieldiness of it-

sent in many redesigns to HQ but received no response yet

this close to quitting if they don’t give him nicer gear

ripped from head to toe from carrying the heavy ass gear

bear hugs

Cryo Cicin Mage

second baby of the group

incredibly shy and always hides her face under the shadow of her cloak and shields

quick to scare - and quick to attack when scared

admires Mirror Maiden a lot and aspires to be as graceful and elegant as her

hopes she can grow taller soon

lover of pets

very scared of pain

any affection shown towards her makes her blush all the way down to her toes

sheds tears easily as well

cuddles - lots of them

physical contact reassures her - will always have her arm linked with yours or her tiny hand laced with yours

Electro Cicin Mage

alongside Pyroslinger they’re the pranksters of the group

she’s tries to incite Cryo Cicin Mage to be more daring - and sometimes goes a bit overboard in teasing

too much energy

bubbly and loves teasing those around her

snaps when those precious to her are hurt

only the touch of her s/o and closest friends will be able to snap her out of her bloodlust

Mirror Maiden

is the big sister of the group

graceful and mysterious and knows how to use it to her advantage

finds Electro Cicin Mage and Cryo Cicin Mage adorable and helps them in handling their elements

gets along best with Electrohammer Vanguard

always has a practiced smile on her face that makes her hard to read

her real smile could actually stop hearts

so used to caring for others, is a bit surprised when she’s on the receiving end

Anemoboxer

“I was supposed to protect you.” You were the one on the sickbed but the one on the chair opposite of you somehow looked ten times worse for wear. 

“You didn’t do anything wrong.” You assured him, wincing when he looked up and you were subjected to the world’s most devastating kicked-puppy look. 

“I’m sorry.” the large man sulked and the image of his head lowered and large body hunched over in that tiny chair had your heart twisting with guilt as you pulled your clothes tighter to hide the white of bandages from sight.

If you knew getting injured would mean being subjected to this insane torture of guilt tripping via the equivalent of being in the presence a sulking golden retriever who’s lost his owner, then you’d definitely would’ve thought twice before leaping headfirst into battle.

Pyroslinger

“You’re terrible at this!” you gasped in horror as he shot you a withered look.

“Well, I’m sorry if my bandaging does not fit your fashion sense-”

“I can barely see my hand!” you complained, lifting said hand which currently shared more similarities to a club than a limb with the amount of gauze that’s been wrapped around it.

The man even had the gall to flash you a cheeky wink. “That treasure hoarder really was a handful righ-OW!”