Year 2015 In Review
This time I’m just going to sum up every month in quotes I said or thought.
January:
“Why do I even exist, no one likes me-… Wait, you want to give that present to me? You like me? Thanks… I guess I’ll stay alive for a few more days…”
February:
“I want… that game!” *points on Life Is Strange Episode 1: Chrisalis*
(And thats how my life went down to hell)
March:
“EPISODE 2 IS OUT!!!!” *a few hours later*
“KATE NOOOOOOO!”
(I saved her but I was so scared)
April:
“She really wants a date with me… Oh god. She’ll hate me in real life… Let’s get fucked and say yes.”
“Well yeah, we kissed. And now she has a boyfriend. I‘m happy for her, really. She was way too… Well you know… There was a punch-up on our date […] She’s not my type.”
May:
“PRICEFIELD IS REAL!!!! But what is tha-… CHLOE NOOOOO!”
“Do I go to the CSD and walk alone in the parade in rainy weather with elder lesbians hitting on me OR do I stay at home and eat selfmade pizza?”
(I chose Pizza)
June:
“Yeah Kiel week is around the corner! Party!” *goes home at 5 p.m. every day because too many people and too many conversations*
“Did I really just spend 15 euros to buy the same bullet necklace three times to put it together to one? Whatthefuckever! My Chloe necklace and me are ready for the mosh-pit, shaka brah!”
July:
“GDI Episode 4 will be released when I’m in fucking summercamp and the day my mom picks me up to go to her marriage is the day before the release. FML. *sigh* At least I get expensive but free food.”
“My parents will be on their honeymoon for a week you know what that means, right? I don’t need to clean up dirty dishes immediately, yes!”
August:
“My dashboard is filled with Halloween and christmas posts. ‘HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA, what’s going on?‘“
“Back to school… I hate everything, everyone-… Hella, my fella! I missed you!”
“Miley, whats good!“
September:
“Dafuq you mean with ‘the yearbook photographer is here today’?! Look at me!“
“Soon it’ll end… What am I going to do with my life after Episode 5?”
October:
“EPISODE 5, EPISODE 5! I‘ll stay awake until the release!”
“I can’t kill my baby!” *pushes the sacrifice Arcadia Bay button until mouse is broken*
“Wow, I really needed more than a week to get over ‘The End of Life Is Strange‘. Finally I can listen to the soundtrack again without crying.“ *’Spanish Sahara’ begins to play; cries like a baby*
November:
“So many exams… I’m dying slowly inside.”
“My therapist is about to give birth to her kid, thus I don’t have any sessions until march. I feel a little alone but it’s alright. I’ll give my best to think positive and stay alive.”
December:
“I’m so glad that I haven’t heard ‘Last Christmas’ yet.” *Last Christmas is played im mediately after that sentence*
“Will it always be like that? Will I always be his little puppet, his little marionette? I feel sick, that he‘s still able to pull those things on me. I don’t want to be played by those betraying adults and persons that claim to love me! Next year will be different, I hella swear!”
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Dear reader,
I‘m wishing you, your cute pet and your relatives a happy new year! I want to take this opportunity to tell you that even though I don’t talk to most of you (*chuckles nervously because socially awkward*) that I love every single one of you and care about you. So if you need someone to listen to you or something like that, i want you to know that I’m here. See you in 2k 16!
~Fate
