#fat rage

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION ADVICE THAT TELLS ME HOW TO HIDE WHEN FASHION IS ALL ABOUT BEING SEEN.

I NEED A BLUEPRINT FOR HOW TO STYLE WITH MY BIG BELLY, NOT IN SPITE OF IT, YOU COWARDS.

I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THIN PEOPLE DON'T GET FASHION ADVICE THAT STARTS WITH "well first of all let's completely disguise what you look like because it's disgusting, obviously" (well, old people of all body types do, but that's a post for another time). FUCK YOU. I WANT TO EMPHASIZE MY BELLY IF ANYTHING. I WILL COVER IT IN GLITTERING FISHNET AND STRIP DOWN ONSTAGE FOR THIS BURLESQUE ACT WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.

Me: I don't work here.

Fat Guy: when will you open again?

Me: I have no idea, I don't work here.

Fat Guy: ugh. You guys are killing me!

Me: again, I. DON'T. WORK. HERE.

WHY DID I GO SEE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT?! WWHHHHHYYYY? Someone I was really close with has recently gotten on the train of “You’re a fucking disgusting lazy unmotivated slob if you’re fat, and how dare you eat McDonald’s” logic and that was it for me

HAHAHA you opened the Pandora's Box and that's what you get.

People don't fucking get it. I actually LOVE McDonalds since I started really watching what I eat because they put fucking calorie counts ON THE MENU. No guesswork for me. If weight loss is what you're really after, it's a lot more complicated than putting down da cookies. IN fact, you can still have the occasional goodie and still lose weight. And some say that you actually SHOULD. Your body doesn't just randomly crave shit. It asks you to shove stuff in it for a reason.

I'm doing some Spanish homework, and for one of the exercises we're given two phrases that we're supposed to form into sentences. The phrases are gifts that we are giving to people and then explanations why. The goddamn first phrase is "a Weight Watchers program / Rose O'Donnell" and one of the given explanations is "s/he is fat".

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Why the fuck am I supposed to fat shame in my homework???

U GET ALL MY FAT RAGE, WORKBOOK PUBLISHER

I SHAKE MY BELLY AT U