#farlique

[ text ]: YOU

[ text ]: ARE

[ text ]: MARLEY’S

[ text ]: BOYFRIEND

[ text ]: End the pity party, go home, go to bed, and take her somewhere nice tomorrow.

[ text ]: She doesn’t deserve any of this.

[MSG:] I hate you both.

[MSG:] When I come home a Friday night I expect to drink wine and relax, NOT crawl inside a tent made of sheets and seat cushions.

[MSG:] Tell Marley to stop laughing! I can hear her!

[MSG:] Yeah, well.

[MSG:] I’m extremely sorry but I’m not letting them come to watch.

The poly way is the right way, yes.

who said i love you first?: Marley, always Marley.

who laughs when the other trips?: They don’t really laugh, but Marley and Unique share knowing glances and maybe giggle a little every time Finn trips or hits himself with the kitchen’s cupboard doors, or something like that, before going to see if he is okay.

who pays the bills? They all do. They pool their money together for the house expenses, because their bills are too high for only one of them to pay them.

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?: They all enjoy them, and I guess it depends of the holiday, but probably Marley.

who’s more clumsy?: Haha. Finn.

who checks their daily horoscope? Definitely Unique. And she gets jealous every time that Finn’s and Marley’s signs are the most compatible for the week.

who sings louder in the car?: Also Unique. They all sing and they all have their favorite songs with their solos, but when they compete and sing on top of each other, Unique is usually the loudest. 

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?: Finn. Marley puts it on the toothpaste tube when she finds it off, but Unique makes a huge deal about it and yells at Finn every time.

who is more up to date in pop culture? Unique, because she’s the one who likes more mainstream things. But she does her best to keep the others updated on what’s going on with the Kardashians and who was the latest act eliminated from X-Factor.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?: Finn, usually. Sometimes they wait for the movie to be online or on Netflix because watching it at home with a big bowl of popcorn is cheaper and they don’t have to pretend in front of people, but he likes to treat the girls and take them out to do something they all enjoy.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?: None of them like them, obviously, so they have this dinamic where when one of them watched a new commercial he tells the others and when it starts on the TV they all run and grab the remote to change the channel.

who’s the lighter sleeper? Marley, but it doesn’t matter because when she wakes up, she just turns around in the bed and snuggles with whoever is on that side.

who believes in ghosts? None of them rule it out. Unique is the one who insist in watching scary movies or telling scary stories “for fun”, even though she screams all the way through the movie, Marley is the first one to get under the blanket but always makes questions and gets impatient about what’s going to happen next, and Finn pretends that he is not afraid and that he’ll protect them, but he does that just to get hugs from the girls.

who does the grocery shopping? Usually Finn and Marley. Marley becuase she is the only one with the will power to get actual food and healthy stuff and doesn’t fill the shopping cart with candy and Doritos, and Finn because he is strong enough to carry all the bags.