Suniye mohtarma, aaj raat mere sath dinner per chalain gi?

Zumar:

Aap kon?

Faris:

Aapka nikamma, be-rozgaar, 2 logon ka qaatil jail palat shohar jis ne aapki daulat k liye aap se shadi ki thi. 8 baje k booking karwa lun?

Zumar:

Karwa lou. Huh!

Zumar: Jab tum us se keh rhy thy k tum mjh se mohabbat kartay ho.

Faris: Aik minute.. mai ne esa kuch nahi kaha.

Zumar: Tum ne kaha tha mai ne suna hai, mai ne sirf yehi suna hai.

Faris: Apnay kaano'n ka ilaaj karwao.

Zumar: Mai tumhe deserve nahi karti. Mai bohat buri hun Faris.

Faris: Mera bhi yehi khayal hai.

(Mai tumhe aik goli marunga Zumar, dil mai.)

"Qubool hai"

(Mai begunaah tha madam Zumar! Mai be gunaah tha!)

"Qubool hai"

(Mai Faris Ghazi hun aur meri apni nazron mai bht izzat hai. Mai maafi nahi mangun ga!)

Faris: Mujhe aap se nafrat kiyun hogi?

Zumar: Mai ne 4 saal pehle tumhe qaid mai daala tha.

Faris: ''Aap ne 7 saal pehle mujhe qaid mai daala tha.. ''

Namal by Nemrah Ahmed

"Kia hum aaj raat 12 bje celebrate nahi kar skty?"

Faris:

"Kis cheez ko celebrate karna hai?? Aap ne mujh se intiqaam lene k liye meri zindagi ko jahannum bananay ka jo uqad (nikkah) kia tha usko celebrate karna hai?"

Zumar:

"Nahi, us daulat aur tumhari is shandaar job ko celebrate karnay k liye jis per tum roz jatay hou. Aur jisk liye mai ne tum se shadi ki thi."

Faris dheeray se hass diya :)

Wese tum ne aj tak mujhe koi gift nahi dya

Faris:

Tw woh kia tha jo aap mere teesray susar ko de ayin thin?

Zumar:

Oho, tab mai tumhari biwi nahi thi na. Ab dhair saray paisay kharach krk acha sa gift le kar do.

Faris:

Muft ki tw woh long(nose pin) bhi nahi thi..

Zumar:

Uff Faris! Ab tohfay ki qeemat batao gy kia?

Faris:

Bill bhi dikha sakta hun.

Faris: Prosecutor sahiba, mujhe tw pehchanti hongi aap.

Zumar: Jee Faris, kehyay.

Faris: Mai aap se milna chahta hun. Aap jaanti hain kiyun milna chahta hun. Waqt aap batayen, jaga mai bataunga.

Zumar: Okay, kal sham 4 baje mil sakti hun. Magar kidhar?

Faris: Usi restaurant mai jahan bulaa kar aapko goli mari thi mai ne. Kiyun? Theek hai na?

Zumar: (ankhon ki sard mehri mazeed barhi) Sure.

Namal by Nemrah Ahmed.