Say No to Fare Evasion
Public Transport Offense Report Form
Ticket Inspector Name: Andrew V. Wandell
Offender Name: Gareth R. Fletcher
Date of Offense: 10/06/2018
Location of Offense: Train No. 89 on the Cranbourne line
Reason for Report: Fare evasion- Offender was caught travelling on the train without a valid ticket. Claimed that they purchased ticket but merely lost it (story is doubtful). Subsequently became hostile, shouting expletives about myself and Metro Transport board.
Punishment Method Chosen:
☒ Fine ☐ Written warning ☐ Court summons
Additional Notes: Offender continues to behave suspiciously after being issued fine. I strongly believe he may respond violently before train journey ends. Requesting additional assistance at the station for when he is escorted off th
Let’s help make Metro Transport crime-free!
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Public Transport Offense Report Form
Ticket Inspector Good Samaritan Name: Gareth “Righteous” Fletcher (and some equally-righteous commuters)
Offender Name: Andrew “Vermin” Wandell
Date of Offense: 10/06/2018
Location of Offense: Train No. 89 on the Cranbourne line
Reason for Report: Being a snivelling, no-good ticket inspector- “Offender” was caught handing out transport fines to hardworking citizens on our daily commute. To think that putz actually thought I would just let him get away with it. Not our fault that he failed out of the police force and has to bully the public for power trips. It’s about time that those inspector pigs be taught a lesson, no?
Punishment Method Chosen:
☒ Fine Trampled and beaten by crowd ☒ Written warning Dragged from behind speeding train ☒ Court summons Neck broken between train doors
Additional Notes: The revolution of commuters is now. No more paying for public transport like fucking suckers being taken for a ride. Hah! Me and my fellow travellers have taken over the train instead. I rather like filling out these forms. I think I’m going to keep doing it. Where there’s one inspector pig, there’s always more. We’ve still got 11 minutes until this express train reaches its stop. The tables have turned.
Let’s help make Metro Transport crime ticket inspector-free!
