#fankid hell

First off we have Cocoa, age 10 here! She’s the one that’s featured in all of my Parental Mareach content, just unnamed and either unborn or little itty bitty. She got her father’s curiosity and thirst for experience (and his Firebrand, and his out-of-control hair) but her mother’s gentle and sweet disposition. Prone to accidentally setting things on fire, to her constant (and frankly comical) horror. She also has a soft spot for horticulture, which is complicated by the whole “keeps setting shit on fire” thing.

Biscotti, age 6! Absolute chaos gremlin of a human being. Hasn’t shown signs of inheriting either parent’s magical abilities yet, and that’s probably for the best. She wants to be the world’s first Princess that is also a Prince, and hopes to become King and Queen of her own realm someday. When asked how they feel about this, her parents generally express impartiality — they want her to be happy and achieve her dreams, but for now she can’t even be trusted to dress herself, so they’ll focus on that for the time being and the rest will happen when it happens.