John egbert for the character thingy please c:
1: sexuality headcanon
He probably likes muffins
2: otp
John/Dave/Karkat definitely
3: brotp
I don’t understand why he cant just be best friends with everyone
4: notp
see answer #3
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
john probably thinks about dave every time he fights with his hammer because he’s the one who screwed up and made john use it. like thats so great
6: favorite line from this character
you can see me, right. tell me what is wrong with this picture.
7: one way in which I relate to this character
He’s a dweeb, I’m a dweeb. It’s meant to be.
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
litterally everything. hes a fucking dweeb
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
cinnamon roll!!!
