#fandaze

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I’m not going to lie; Wasabi’s the only face character I’ll approach for a picture. That’s how much he means to me.

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But I’m sure you dear readers at home are wondering ‘Uncle Roger! Pray tell, what were you and Eddie Valiant doing across the sea, a far-flung from home?’ Well, if you’ll pipe down, I’ll tell ya!!

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Eddie was going away on a trip. P-P-Presumably someplace far, far away, like Russia. Or Istanbul. Or maybe CLEVELAND! He didn’t tell me that he was going away, so I figured that it was a test to see just how p-p-precise of a junior detective I am. Which, I am. I knew that he’d want his bested pal to come along, so…I folded myself up in his suitcase and went along for the ride, the jaunt, the get-go!

Heavens to Betsy, was it a looooong and bumpy ride though! It was so long, in fact, that I was able to take all of the O’s in that speech bubble and make a belt even too generous for Willie the Giant.

When Eddie opened up his suitcase in Paris, I popped out faster then a cork off of a champagne bottle. It’s stuffy in there! Such a musk. Although it was the land of love, I was not loving the drapes in this cheap motel. - They’d have to go.

Anywho, he was so happy and surprised to see his buddy that he tossed me out the window, while shouting profanities. As you do when you’re Eddie V.

When I came back inside, Eddie explained that he was here on behalf of a client in Toonville; The cremé de la Toontown of France. After a silly argument and the snap of those O’s I had mentioned earlier, the two bestest buddies in the whole gosh darn world were inseparable once more. ‘Linked’, you might say.

But to get to Toonville, we had to pass through Disneyland Paris. We met all kinds of neat folks from all over the world, there! It was keen.❞

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