#fancycolfer

Questions by colfhummel:

1. if you had to live in chris colfer’s buttcrack or his nose for one day, which would you choose?

HIS NOSE  i love him but i don't need to see THAT

2. do you still giggle when you hear the word penis?

wat no of course not...

3. diet coke or normal coke?

sorry chris but normal coke

4. which glee season is your favorite?

S1

5. chocolate or vanilla?

chocolate

6. favorite kurt moment?

every scene in Grilled Cheesus

7. what is your dream role for chris?

i would love to see him as serial killer or psychopath

8. favorite tv shows besides glee?

doctor who, skins, gossip girl and supernatural

9. do you sometimes cry because kurt didn’t rejoin the cheerios?

everyday sobs

10. cheese or squirrels?

omg cheese?

11. what was there first: the egg, the chicken or chris colfer?

chris colfer is a god he created everything so he was first there was nothing before him

Questions by foreverabitch:

1. Movies or books?

books :)

2. Comedy or serious?

it depends on a day but usually a comedy

3. Looks or personality?

looooks for sure haha no i don't care how you look as long as you're nice too me i'll love you <3

4. How important is good taste in music to you?

as long as it's not nirvana you're cool ;)

5.What’s you favourite comfort food?

is it cliché if i say chocolate?

6. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

 haha once i poured drink all over myself when i was on a date

7. What’s the most awkward thing that’s ever happened to you?

idk omg my entire life is awkward

8. Do you have any pets (names, breed etc.)?

nope.

9. What’s your favourite subject?

english and history

Questions by carsonists:

1. favourite tv character who isn’t on glee?

ten doctor from doctor who

2. biggest inspiration?

chris :)

3.kurt hummel or carson phillips?

i didn't see the movie so rn kurt

4. favourite kurt duet?

Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

5. chris’s bulge or his ass?

look at my icon

6. favourite glee group number?

oh this is hard hmmm We Are Young?

7. least favourite glee episode and why?

Comeback casue NO KURT!

8. crisscolfer romance or friendship?

friendship but i read fics sometimes...

9. favourite word?

sophisticated

10. angst or smut?

smuuuut

11. what is your biggest dream? i know it won't happen but see my grandma again

Questions by fancycolfer:

1. whats your favoriate food?

i love everything as long as pasta is involved

2. which glee character that is so similar to you?

idk maybe sam? i don't fully associate with any character 3. what word you dont like people saying it?

any sexist racist or homophobic insult

4. do you have an phobia? if you do then what is it?

arachnophobia i also hate any kind of bugs

5. what movie you would watch it everyday & cry ?

i know it's stupid but lion king ;-;

6. what celebrity you ship yourself with?

 with no one really...

7. what would you do if you had to spend a day with chris colfer?

maybe i would take him for a tour around my city idk i would probably die sooner

8. who is your favorite girl & boy singers?

CHRIS COLFER !! i love beyonce? shhhh

9. whats your biggest insecurity?

probably the thought that i annoy everyone i talk to loveme

10. whats your favoriate colour?

violet

11. am i boring you with these silly questions? im so sorry

no :3

Questions by bitches-love-klaine:

1. Favourite book?

all the hp books are my fav

2. The worst song you’ve ever heard?

glee cover of Dinosaur

3. What’s your canon of beauty?

i love curvy girls and i really don't like if the guy is too muscular

4. Have you ever kissed a person of the same sex? :D

yeah many times

5. What fandoms are you in?

glee?

6. What was your last dream about?

omg i don't remmember xD

7. Your favourite fictional character?

Kurt Hummel

8. Do you know what do you want to do in the future?

not really

9. Why are you following me (after all those stupid questions… seriously, why? ;d) ?

Favorite book?

currently Erebos (idk if anybody knows it ;D) it´s like SOO GOOD! I´ve read it last weekend and I was finished with it under 24 hours and it has 480 pages... It´s about a boy named Nick, who finally get´s the computer game, which goes around in school but nobody really knows what it´s about.. So he starts playing it and gets into another universe and it´s soo good. But the game is just about killing this one person and yeah... I SUCK AT DESCRIBING BUT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TO READ IT! IT´S SO GOOD I LOVE IT!   also I love Nicholas Sparks books, he´s just an great author. Cornelia Funke & Isabell Abedi.. I WISH I´D BE AS GOOD AS THEM! and of course tHE HUNGER GAMES! Finally LAST BUT NOT LEAST harry potter. I love it to death. sigh quick note never ask me about books, I´ll start to rambel and yeah it´s not good. 

What´s your biggest fear?

oh hard question though. Losing my friends I guess... or my family.. also not beeing sucsessfull I think. I´ve a big fear of not finding the right job or loosing everything at some point. Yeah that´s it. 

What do you think of me? (fychriscolfer)

Uhm... I remember we once talked.. and we spoke about names and stuff, but since I never talk to people on tumblr.. Idk why TALK TO ME! ha but I think you´re really nice and I´d love to get to know you more... I really wish.. *sigh* message me? ;p btw. what are you thinking about me? I´m weired right?!

If you could choose, what city would you live in?

That´s really something difficult, and I´ve thought about that a lot latley, and they´re like three citys I´m concidering... so first of all my biggest wish is and will always be AMERICA! don´t really care where, maybe New York (it has to be great), or Californien, Los Angeles... just america.. ha I´m weired. Also London. I love London.. since Sherlock BBC.. Secound Cologne, because it´s near where I live now, I could speak german there, what´s so much easier for me. And THERE ARE SO MANY GAY PEOPLE! LIKE THE MOST IN GERMANY isn´t that awesome?

Favorite Food?

Uhm I´d go with Schocklade.. I guess.. I´ve a food tag btw;)

5 favorite people on tumblr?

sigh why? Okay. here you go:

peetaklainer - waltzy - youmovedmekurt - redsolokurt - yasminini  (I guess)

Who´s your best friend?

In real live or on the internet or on tumblr. or what do you mean, I´m confused.. 

well I´ve Alex. Alex is my best friend here, but she doesn´t has a tumblr, or at least she doesn´t use it. But I love her to death... We know each other for more then 15 month now. And we knew each other before we know glee. Also I made her watch glee until she loved it as much as I do. she hated it in the beginning ;D So Alex is perfect and my best friend. Also I´ve Johanna in real live, but no one of you would know her so I won´t tell you about her ;) And on tumblr I don´t really have friends.. i don´t know how to talk to people ~akward.

Describe yourself in one word 

Perfect  Lol no. I´d say akward. Yes I am. 

Do you like the Hunger Games?

Nope I love them. Seriously it´s so good. I read them a year ago in german, and I was REALLY afraid at first because it sounds brutal and like there´s a lot of blood but it was so good in the end. I read all three in one rush ;) And this year right before the movie came out i read them again in english this time and WOW I´m still speechless from the movie and I can´t wait to get the dvd and watch it in english  because german synchronisation sucks.

 Favorite actor?

Uhm Chris Colfer. Chris Colfer for sure. He´s amazing, flawless, out of this world.I adore him and I´d do everything to marry him, or become his best friend. He´s so great I still can´t belive perfect humans like him exist. <3 Also Darren Criss, Nick Jonas, Benedict Cumberbatch and other amazing guys. but chris.

How annoying am I?

Not annoying at all. Like I said, we NEED TO TALK MORE! and yeah I´m thankfull for this tagging thing it was fun. so not annyoing.. <3

I´m taggging:

yasminini -koedesu - fancycolfer - bitches-love-klaine - klainecouragee - benny-jonas - youlovewhoyoulove - ledirtylittlegleek - joickforever - tayli - peetaklainer

Questions for the people I´m tagging:

Favorite band?

Favorite ship?

What are you currently reading?

What´s your biggest wish?

What do you think of me?

Favorite 5 tumblr  blogs?

Best friend?

Favorite movie?

What did you eat this morning?

Where do you want to went?

if you had to live in chris colfer’s buttcrack or his nose for one day, which would you choose? - ....................julia. 

do you still giggle when you hear the word penis? - yes i'm immature 

diet coke or normal coke? - normal coke

which glee season is your favorite? - season 3

chocolate or vanilla? - vanilla 

favorite kurt moment? - "rose's turn", "not the boy next door", the michael scene with his dad, 'i'm proud to be different, it's the best thing about me', so many more omg

what is your dream role for chris? - idk these are bad answers omg

favorite tv shows besides glee? - modern family!

do you sometimes cry because kurt didn’t rejoin the cheerios? - yes 

cheese or squirrels? - cheese b/c squirrels are weird 

what was there first: the egg, the chicken or chris colfer? - chris colfer. he is our 42. the ultimate answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything 

questions from tumblr user fancycolfer 

whats your favoriate food? - pasta! 

which glee character that is so similar to you? - probably tina. or maybe santana. idk. 

what word you dont like people saying it? - deuces 

do you have an phobia? if you do then what is it? - arachnophobia 

what movie you would watch it everyday & cry ? - marley & me, omg

what celebrity you ship yourself with? - the glee girls lol

what would you do if you had to spend a day with chris colfer? - i'd probably just sit there and stare at him the whole day omg. or go to disneyland...

who is your favorite girl & boy singers? - lady gaga and/or adele, and I can't think of any male ones right now sigh 

whats your biggest insecurity? - my appearance 

whats your favoriate colour? - purple!

am i boring you with these silly questions? im so sorry - no you aren't you're the best omg 

questions from tumblr user toastinthetardis

what’s your favorite scary movie? (do you see what I did there?) - i HATE scary movies omg i'm such a wimp 

what’s something weird you can do? - i used to be able to put my foot over my head but those days are long gone 

It’s the zombie apocalypse and your place is surrounded, what do you do? - apparate 

Cookies? - chips ahoy i love those 

MORE ZOMBIES! they are…breaking out in dance to thriller? what has the world come to?! what are you gonna do? - get out of there while they're dancing because they'll probably eat me afterwards 

I really don’t what to ask here so….toast? - toast

No really, I don’t know what to ask. if you were the opposite gender for a day what would you do? - omg i'd go into the boy's restroom and the boy's locker room and see how awful it is in there 

The weeping angels got you and sent you back in time. where are you and what are you going to do? - i would go to cehs and record shirley todd and upload it on the internet 

everyone around you breaks out in song. what song is it and what do you do? - it's Glee's Adele mash-up and I would sit down and watch them because I don't have the talent to join in

i am really winging this thing here. top two superheros? - wonder woman and spiderman 

chocolate? - milk chocolate pls 

and my questions (they suck)

carson phillips or kurt hummel? 

favorite glee season 1 episode? 

if you could hang out with any character from Harry Potter (or any book idk) for a day what would you do with them? 

favorite kurt solo? 

chris colfer should go shirtless yes/yes?????? 

whats your favorite fruit idk i'm running out of questions

what's your favorite curse word 

you can be any part of chris colfer's body for a day which one would you choose (based off of julia's question~~~~)

how are you today 

how were you yesterday