like first of all. LOOK AT JAMIE. the dark hair, the eyes that are simultaneously empty and calculating, the face that reads as "sweet kid" until he catches you looking and suddenly you're not so sure anymore.

tom riddle didn't grow up throwing tantrums. he grew up being the most well-behaved child in the room and somehow that was scarier. jamie has that EXACT energy. this is not a coincidence this is genetics.

both of them figured out early that being likeable is a weapon. that if you smile the right way and say the right things, adults will defend you. people will doubt themselves before they doubt you.

the charm isn't loud. it's quiet and deliberate and that's what makes it so unsettling.

also imagine him at hogwarts. in slytherin obviously. being deeply unnerving in school robes and nobody can explain why they're slightly afraid of a fifteen year old.

anyway tom riddle's son is out there in a british secondary school and i think about that a lot.

Neokalus Burr as the Rock

Theyre both strong and use steroids 😁

The Nun as Awkwafina

Awkwafinas voice is annoying and the nuns voice is also annoying so this is why 🙏

Billy as bbno$

Bbno$ starts with B like Billy and theyre both american

Night Ripper as Andrew Tate

Both are misogynists and have small dik 😳😳😳 and they both have redpill podcast

The Butcher as Phibz

Butcher would also make tiktok videos like phibz except he wouldnt talk to 14 year olds 🤗