#fallout guide

Yesterday I accidentally made a discovery on how to get Morpheus to talk to you and bring you to the Master even if you have all your companions, whereas normally if you want to talk to him you have to leave your companions behind and kill Dogmeat if he’s still around. Not anymore! Here’s how you do it:

1. When you click on the stairs that take you to the fourth floor, start mashing the A button repeatedly, you have to initiate combat before the Nightkin do. 

2. Use your turn to open Morpheus’s door and enter his room. Somehow when your turn ends the enemies won’t attack you even if you’re armed and your companions are outside the door. Whatever, it works. You do NOT need a Stealthboy or use Sneak to do this.

3. Profit. Talk to Morpheus as normal and he’ll bring you and all your companions to the Master. From there you just make sure your companions get out of the Cathedral as the timer goes down. 

Jay's Guide For Fallout

Step1: Equip Gun, and point at somebody

Step  2: Sneak around for an unnecessary amount of time.

Step 3: Go Vats and pull off a sick sneak attack critical.

Step 4: Shoot face again ensuring they are dead....

Step 5: Shoot Face Again, Again ensuring they wont come back as zombies.

Step 6: (Optional but almost mandatory) Shoot off all remaining limbs.

Step 7: Collect all loot even if you can't carry all of it, you'll eventually sell if or something.

Step 8: Its Teabag Time!!! (Jersey Shore Reference FTW)

Step 9: Look Around if for people who may not like you for no reason what so ever, like what is there problem just shooting you for no reason, some people people need to take some chill pills.

Step 10: (Please skip if done optional step 6) Shoot off all remaining limbs.

Step 11: Feed Dog/Feed Cat/Play some Halo Reach.

Step 12: Place access loot in dead body for a cool free storage (who the hell wants to carry a fatman around the wastelands, i sure as hell don't that shit is heavy.)

Step 11: Repeat. or maybe do it in reverse order if possible?(Bonus Points)

After getting mad loot what do?Well its simple!

Step 1: Get Loot (1-11)

Step 2: More Loot...

Step 3: Find some stupid ho who will buy yo shit and not know he will die after you are done with (outside megaton is usually fine)

Step 4: Talk to himStep 5: Be Suave, talk about stupid stuff (weather, his funeral, ways you are going to hide his body, idle chatter)

Step 6: Sell stuff (never your own stuff only the garbage you looted from strangers and there household stuff)

Step 7: Since he has limited caps, buy his shit

Step 8: Continue selling

Step 9:Buy other stuff

Step 10: Since demand is high, sell more shit.

Step 11: Kill his bodyguard

Step 12: Dont let him run, he sure as hell will try.

step 13: Vats

Step 14: Brutally murder pack cow thing with a lead pipe.

Step 15: Loot all of your stuff back.

Step 16: Enjoy being over encumbered and find a new sell monkey, i mean merchant.

Step 17: Repeat

Obviously Bored, so heres another fallout guide.

Step 1: Find Child

Step 2: Since you cant kill said small child, make due. Don't waste ammo on the kid so a melee weapon is a must.

Step 3: Find a melee weapon (Preferably something demeaning su...ch as a hammer).

Step 4: Forget about step 3 and just find a hammer.

Step 5: Equip said hammer and look CASUAL.

Step 6: Stalk said kid around for however you see fit, hours on such step is quite normal.

Step 7: Prepare mental training as the next step may be a strainous one. (If you can beat a lvl 3 sudoku your mind is more than strong enough)

Step 8: Go Vats and start the, um punishment? Yeh punishment, punishment for living!

Step 9: Beat the child down like a nail or something.

Step 10: Continue with Step 10.

Step 11: Hear the child beg for mercy but continue since he can't die until he hits puberty.

Step 12:Talk to the child, he/she probably would not want to but insist. Eventually he might open up to you and your monstrous ways.