my man rates my outfits â MULTI [Fall Randoms] đ¤
A/N: just something random I decided to write for fun on my lunch break + slightly influenced by YouTuber: Isimeme Edekoâs recent video she did with her husband lol. I hope you enjoy this mess!
Synopsis: youâre a content creator who has a theme for every occasion and decide to get your manâs reactions on certain fits â OR â your man catches you rocking particular outfits.
WARNINGS: language, suggestive themes, flirting, + x fem reader!
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[ROMAN] â
You were throwing ass to Ms. Ponytail who appeared on your playlist funny enough as you stood in one of your many outfits in your kitchen. Of course you got side tracked, filming a OOTN (outfit of the night), after your stomach basically told you to feed them before you ended up kissing the floor from lack of nutrients.
âNow what is going on in here?â A voice boomed as the song finished.
Whipping around like a deer in headlights with a truffle chip against your lips, you spotted your husband standing on the other side of the kitchen island, leaning on his elbows as he watched you in delight.
You warn after bringing the chip into your mouth, âYou need to stop sneaking up on me, if you know whatâs good for you.â
âYou areâŚI was just enjoying the show. Especially that last bit.â Joe flashed his pretty teeth at you.
Playfully rolling your eyes, you finished chewing, âYou could have seen it up close and personal if you did the trend with me but you preferred the gym.â
Joe would do very little trends with you, he enjoyed the ones more where you danced and he got to watch from behindâŚalso he liked the ones where he got to show off his strength.
âI meanâŚwith all that movement back there I wouldnât mind another rep.â The bun wearing man licks his lips, pushing back from his elbows, âAnd that dress mmmâŚâ
Youâre wearing a skinny strapped two printed mini dress that definitely showcased your cleavage and clung to your waist nicely as you explain, âi was filming date night outfits.â
Joe hums again, caressing his facial hair as he starts making way around the counter, which made you step to the other side, earning you a taunting grin, âWe can consider what weâre about to do a date night if you want?â
Clapping your hands together, you wagged a finger at your husband who immediately made you his prey, âNo, Joe! I have to pick the kids up at four.â
He checked the watch on his wrist, while you tried to tip toe backwards, âUh, uh, where you going?â
âI got to get back to work.â You tried to convince.
Joe chuckled to himself, âI know we both got something that the both of us can work outâŚand our main problem is still having seats open at the table so why not fill them up?â
He then charged at you with laughter that boomed from his chest, tossing you right over his shoulder. Honestly you thought five kids was enough but if you asked Joe, he didnât feel like there needed to be any limits.
âJoe!â You squealed after he slapped a hand to your backside and gave it a nice wiggle after it bounced back against his hand, âWe donât have timeâ
âWeâll make time. I need to see more of them outfits after Iâm done with youâŚbut this one might be my favorite.â He admits as he easily walks with you around the house in search of the bedroom.
Sighing you claw at your husbandâs back as he felt you trying to slide out of his hold, âDonât you tear this shit, Joe. I mean it. The other one you messed up is still on back order.â
âYeah, yeah, youâll be alright.â He says, kicking the bedroom door closed before sliding you face to face in his arms, still holding onto you, leaving you to initiate the kiss after staring into his loving eyes.
It was safe to say, this date night outfit got a dick stamp of approval.
[JEY] â
the theme was: thanksgiving, you were already stressing out about some fits to wear a week before the big festivities, whereas Jey was more relaxed about it all. Donât get it wrong, he likes to show out but he didnât see the need in stressing over things weeks before they transpired. He would pick what he was wearing the week of or a few days prior.
However he didnât mind helping you pick out what to wear either. Just based off the first outfit, you showed off as you approached from around the couch, there was amusement in Jeyâs dark eyes.
He sings, âOkay, purple rain! Purple rain!â
Immediately your smile dropped as Jey continued grinning at you.
âWhat?â
Jey licked his lips, pressing his elbows into his knees as he surveryed you in some Metallic purple boots and a lilac blazer dress. It didnât look badâŚhe just didnât think it gave what it was supposed to give.
âWhy you wearing purple? Arenât you supposed to go for darker tones? Mustard yellows, chocolate browns, tans? I heard the color for this season is wine or something along those lines.â Jey explains, as he trails his eyes up the length of your legs.
Your arms are folded now, âThatâs boring!â You start, while Jey raises his brows to peek at the wine tortoise colored set on your nails, which you folded behind your back, âI wanted to switch it up with the dark tones and do something fresh.â
Jey slowly nods his head, while he caressed his beard, âI get that ma but you did say the theme was thanksgiving and this got prince written all over it.â
Heâs laughing again and itâs working your nerves.
ââŚIt sure does smell like hater in here.â You sass, making Jey scoff.
âWhatâs with the attitude? You asked me to give you my opinion and this is just the first fit right? Let me see the other onesâŚas long as they ainât all purple.â Jey mutters that last bit but you caught it.
Scowling you say, âNo, I donât think i will! Youâre not going to get the privilege to see the other options since you just tried to drag me. I didnât know we had Tyra Uso in the building.â
Jey snickers, not believing that you were this pressed over him not feeling the first outfit for the theme. He never said it was ugly or anything like that, the colors were off if you compared the blazer and the shoes but it still somehow worked. He just didnât see it for thanksgiving but you were not trying to hear it.
Maybe he should have cut back on the laughing but he stood by his Prince comment. You chuck the gingerbread cookie pillow right at his face on your way out of the living room.
âAye! There ainât no need to get disrespectful, alright?â Jey was on his feet now, reaching over the couch in attempt to latch onto your wrist but you side stepped him.
He wasnât the only athlete in this house!
âY/N, you canât be seriously pissed at a jokey joke?!â Jey held onto the edge of the couch as he watched you retreat around the corner to head back to your office/second closet.
Just as he heard the door creaking you yelled, âIâm going to get the opinion of a true fashion head instead because my husband is the worst!â
And with a slam of the door, Jey just shook his head to himself at how sensitive you wanted to be today, letting out a small laugh to himself, followed by a sigh, he plopped down on the couch just to be notified that you were on tiktok live, talking to your supporters instead.
Of course Jey tuned right in.
[TERRY] â
âOlâ heffa!â You hiss, tossing more clothes behind you.
Terry dodges a heel that could have caught him right in the face but ends up catching a balled up jumpsuit? That was closer to hitting his face.
âBabe, whatâs going on?â
You spin to the voice, hands on your hips, and half dressed.
âThat heffa.â You balled up a fist, while Terry got closer to you, eyes wide as he glanced at the mountain of clothes that decorated the floor.
âI see youâve been spending too much time at the salon with the aunties.â Terry attempted to joke, while you appeared as if you just wanted to swing on something or someone, âAlrightâŚtake a deep breath for me.â
Peering up into his spring green hues while he rubbed at your bare shoulders, you followed his coaching of breathing before letting out a groan.
âI told you I didnât like our neighbor to the left but she personally handed me this grand invitation to her Christmas gala, like she does every year.â You begin to tell your fiancĂŠ.
Terry slowly nods, not understand what the issue is but keeps quiet, knowing youâll tell him.
âShe threw a jab at us, Terry!â You exasperate, ââItâll be nothing like your Christmas party last year, no itchy ugly sweaters and full glam for the greater good. You know what thatâs like right?â She had the nerve to say that to me?! She basically called us tacky like I wonât MINK her brain into a slushie! She donât know who sheâs messing with, T. My mom told me to cast the demon out and my auntie told me to ring around the Rosie that hoe but I heard your voice in my head instead.â
Terry felt a smile tickling its way onto his full lips, âOh yeah?â
âTold her weâre not attending this year, we will donate to the foundation because thatâs what itâs truly about, to help support HIV and aids, not acting like itâs a fashion show.â You respond making Terry nod his head at you taking the high road, âThen I took her invitation, put it in a blender, dumped it into a mason jar, with a red ribbon and put into her mailbox for her barely twenty-one year old boyfriend of the month to bring in for her.â
Terry dropped his head followed by the closing of his eyes, âYou didnât.â
âI told you I didnât want to move to the suburbs but she keeps messing with me and I refuse to be shaded or bullied. I get along with pretty much everyone, except for her minions and thatâ
âHeffa?â Terry finished for you, which you pointed into the air with a dip of your head.
You knew your man would just get it.
âTheyâre just trying to get up underneath your skin since weâre the newbies in town. Donât let them win.â
Tilting your head to the side you say, âDid you not block our neighbor across the street in with the truck because he kept blowing his leaves across the street into our yard? Even stood in front of his car after he tried to drive over his lawn to get away from you?â
âI donât recall that.â Terry grinned at you while you stared at him in disbelief, âYou just gotta teach people how to treat you.â
âExactly! And if she keeps it up, Iâll cancel Christmas real quick for her.â
Terry laughs, pulling you into his chest to sooth you, âRelax, Tasmanian Devil. I got something that might uplift your spirts though.â
Gift giving was something Terry often did. It was always, âI saw this and thought of you,â and it could be little trinkets or snacks or anything that you enjoyed. He never missed with whatever he brought home.
Itâs his black tux that he planned to wear to a friendâs wedding that was happening the day before Christmas Eve. He pulled it up from the bed and you couldnât wipe the grin off your face now.
âIâve been in here nearly all day trying on dresses for Crystal and Sherrodâs wedding and youâve been holding out on this info?!â You touch the protective bag that contains the suit, âTry it on while I get the wine and the ones.â
Terry chuckles as you start to scurry out of the room, âAnd for my services of modeling this for you, can I help pick your fit since you seem to be having a hard time?âŚwhich shouldnât be with all these damn clothes you got.â
âBe quiet, Terry. You better be lucky Iâm not a bridesmaid, or else you and your little friend to the left might see hell.â
Terry gives you a side eye, âShe ainât a friend of yours so she ainât a friend of mine.â
âAnd thatâs one of the many reasons why Iâm marrying you,â you sigh dramatically while Terry just shakes his head at you, shooing you out of the room, to start unzipping the suit.
When you return with two glasses and a bottle, you make yourself comfortable, glimmering legs crossed over the other while you cheered Terry on in his all black attire.
He sips at the red, carefully putting the glass back down on the nightstand and decides to change back out of his clothes, not wanting to mess anything up, although you both had weeks to go before your friendsâ wedding, he still wanted to take precautions, not wanting to cause any more stress to you as well.
âWhat about this?â Terry questions, pulling up a black lace piece, âWeâll be coordinating.â
You were leaning on one of your elbows and laugh, âI could do a red lip butâŚIf I wear that dress, we probably wouldnât be attending the wedding.â
It still had a tag on it too.
âJust adds more excitement to spreading love that day and laterâŚâ he winks at you, while you feel your body getting hot, even half dressed.
Terry holds it up by the straps with both pointer fingers, ââŚGet up, itâs your turn to show me why youâre a million out of ten.â
You smirk as you sit up, âYou sure know how to make a girl feel special.â
âDonât I know it,â His eyes followed your movements with ease, as you plucked the dress from his hands, leaning up to let your nose brush against his, and just when Terry was ready to put his hands on your hips, you quickly slipped out of reach and circled around him.
It was his turn to lounge on the ottoman in front of the bed, enjoying his view as you got dressed up for him.
[CANE] â
âThe fuck you got on?!â
âNow Lorenzo.â
âDonât do that.â
âI know you better correct that bass in your tone.â
âAnd whatâs gonâ happen if I donât?â Cane quizzes, pushing off his knees on the edge of the bed to fold his hands underneath his armpits.
You side eyed him and he had no problem matching your energy.
After a tense silence you sigh, âStop being extra and rate my fit!â
Cane scratched at his brow as he mumbles, âWas that not what I was just doing?â
You huff, âYour delivery is whack.â
âNo, that outfit is.â
Your mouth drops open, as you looked over your shoulder at the mirror behind you before turning fully to look at what you put together. You sported a suede brown frayed jacket, a blue and white pin stripped blouse underneath that was left unbuttoned enough to show cleavage, baggy light-wash jeans, pointed toe boots, a multi colored silk scarf tied over your head, and a suede tote bag to go with it.
âWhatâs wrong with it? The theme is: bonfire in The West or Midwest.â
Cane sucked his teeth, âWeâre in New York, cowboy Carter, in case your ass forgot.â
âNot for long!â You sing song, already excited for where you were spending Christmas.
Christmasâ in the city was of course special but the both of you desperately needed a vacation and Cane already hinted that Christmas would be your next vacation together. He just didnât tell you where yet or even what to pack, although you kept pushing for some details, he kept that information on lock.
âI ainât going nowhere where we might turn up buried alive for the buffalo to feast on, that includes: Utah, Nebraska, or at that cult bullshit Kanye likes to chill at.â Cane informed while you rolled your eyes.
âWyoming, babe.â You sigh before posing in the mirror, âIâm not jumping to those areas particularly but i know I look good and nailed it.â
Cane snorts with a shrug of his shoulders, âIf you say so.â
âYou still didnât tell me what you donât like about it.â
Cane blinked at you, as you turned back around, posing as if that was going to change his mind. âFor one I donât like that jacket and that stupid ass scarf. So you lose points for that. Youâre better off wearing my durag than that.â
Scrunching up your lips you respond, âYou donât get the theme. If I wanted to do streetwear then maybe. This is western with a touch of chic, babe. Keep up.â
âYou wouldnât normally wear that shit.â He argued, yanking on one of the fringes, making you stumble forward.
Whacking him with your bag you debate, âMaybe not but if thereâs a code, you know Iâm gonna body it. Just wait until I get you into some cowboy boots, then youâll understand.â
âSome what?â Cane felt his own face scrunching up, âYou ainât never catching me in those corny shits.â
âIf weâre heading to Utah for Christmasâ
âIt damn sure ainât Futah and stop fishing, Iâm not telling you shit until December 1st.â Cane told you, making you suck your teeth and stomp your feet.
He laughed at you, loving to see you squirm.
âSo?â You urged him to give a score.
Cane went silent, taking his time to see the effort you put in. Although he liked to give you crap, he knew his girl could dress. He wasnât a fan of this style but he already pointed out what he did like from the outfit.
ââŚI give you a solid six.â
âA six?!â You exasperated, âyouâre supposed to always say a 10 outta 10.â
âI would be lying.â
âWooow.â You tossed the bag on the bed next to Cane, tongue pressed into your cheek, slightly annoyed.
Your boyfriend chuckles at you, pulling you by the hand so that youâre positioned right in between his knees, âI ainât say you werenât cuteâŚjust that this ainât Texas.â
A crooked smile plays on your lips then, as you grip caneâs face, âWeâre going to H-Town?!â
âDid I sayâ
Cane starts but is cut off by your kisses full of excitement, which would soon turn heated.
He was fine in that moment letting you believe whatever you wanted.
[BARRY] â
Barry had to do a double take as you strutted around his trailer, searching for something.
âAye.â
Your head snaps up as youâre on your knees, looking underneath the kitchen table. âHey Bear, didnât hear you come in. Have you seen my swirl hoops? Otherwise Iâm just going to have to put my Dr. Pepper ones in.â
Youâre bending over again and Barry canât help but to be a peeping Tom. Youâre dressed in a dark pinstriped denim corset, and a white flowy skirt that did not leave much to the imagination when youâre down on all fours. You always did say if anyone could see your birthmark, then that means your bottom half was probably too short. However that didnât apply if you stood upright!
He didnât know what earrings you were talking about, at all and he didnât even care.
âWhere you goinâ in that?â Barry ignored your question with a question of his own.
Bouncing back on your feet, you spin, skirt twirling as you did so, sitting on the nook chair to slip your feet into your shoes, âItâs girl night, Iâm going out.â
âOh word? I thought you said that brat girl summer shit was over.â Barry slouches on the couch, exhausted from his day at work.
You laugh, âItâs not just a trend, itâs a lifestyle.â
Barry snorts, âYeah, whatever that means. You look good as hell, though.â
You smile at him in thanks, heading to the back to swap the one swirl earring for your signature Dr. Pepper earrings that you made (along with other styles) and sold online instead. Barry is behind you, leaning in the doorway as you peek at him in the mirror.
âCan I help you?â You tease while Barry shamelessly runs his eyes over the back of your thighs.
He nods, âYeah, Iâm sure you can. By cancelling your plans to hang out with me instead.â
âOh no.â You whip around after latching onto the bathroom spray, âKie already said you would try and pull this in the group chat after the pics I sent. Which is why I hoped I would be gone before you came in. You did this last month and Iâm not folding this month so control yourself.â
Barry canât help the dimple that pokes out as he keeps his arms folded, âI ainât hear much complaining from you then, baby doll.â
âWe deserve a girls night, donât ruin this, please!â You kept the spray aimed right at your boyfriend, almost sitting on the pedestal sink.
Barry wouldnât be selfish, although he definitely envisioned what the both of you could get into in this cramped bathroom. The both of you heard the horn beeping obnoxiously but the both of you kept your eyes on each other instead.
âFine, Iâll let you go.â Barry says, âYou gotta give me some lovinâ first.â
Turning your eyes into slits you cautiously step forward, making sure the bathroom spray is pressed into his chest, as you leaned forward to smooch his lips.
Of course Barry let the quick kisses last for only a few seconds before he really latched his hands onto you. He let his hands roam all over your body before pulling back to the point there was a bit of saliva that separated you.
âHave fun but donât you dare let nobody up on whatâs mine, you hear me?â He let go of your jaw and licked at the corner of your swollen mouth, âWell donât just stand there, go on, get!â
With a slap of your ass, which made you jump, you side stepped your boyfriend who had a smug grin on his face, knowing that he would be on your mind while youâre hanging with your girls.
It was all part of the plan.
Cleo was surprisingly in the driverâs seat of Kiaraâs pathfinder and as soon as you got into the passenger side, the girls all peered at you.
âGirl!â Kiara starts.
Followed by Sarah who was sitting on the floor behind the driverâs side appearing a little ill as she motioned to her mouth, âYou got a littleâ
You shushed them with a finger up in the air while you pulled on the drop down mirror, âNot a word.â
Which erupted snickers between your friends before Cleo turned the music up.
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