#fake patch notes

Baby Zombies now have a small chance of spawning and hitching a ride on a Bee.

While the Bee may give a Zombie extra mobility options, the slower speed of the Bee means that you have a pretty good chance of outrunning it.

SV had an in character meeting, but out of character one of our FC mates came up with some hilarious “patch notes” after the meeting. Please enjoy~

Seraphim Patch Notes 3/22/19

Major Updates

-Added “Xemear Trading” expansion.

-Added infrastructure in preparation for potential future quests with potential for full arcs, potentially.

-Added a sweetroll to the second floor of Seraphim’s Rest for enhanced immersion.

Bug Fixes

-Fixed a bug where jumping backwards into the pillar outside Seraphim’s Rest would allow players to clip into Enka’s bedroom.

-Fixed an underflow glitch that caused Enka to become violently attached to anyone who lowered her Romance stat far enough.

-Added a megaphone to Rosalyn’s room to address issues with FC activities not reaching her.

-Fixed a bug where Pinny’s self-respect meter was stuck at 0. Also applied bug fix to his character, for further stability.

-Solved a syntax error that caused Terria to appear like a normal Au’ra. Terria will now properly sport fully defined muscles and a six-pack.

-Removed a text command that would cause the kitchen to produce an endless amount of cookies.

Miscellaneous Additions

-To better reflect his time spent inside, Ivan’s character model now has pure white skin.

-In order to prevent further confusion, Felyna now constantly emits a blue aura, while Enka constantly emits a red aura.

-Yuyuwa Yuwa’s name has been altered for easier, more concise spelling. Will now appear as “UUwa Uwa”.

-Added a color slider for Hyllabyll’s God Fist style, allowing for a variety of custom styles. Patterns will be added in a future update.

-Greatly improved the spawn rate of Hanae.

-Added Astrid to the FC list. Hopefully she’ll stick this time.

-Luludja, Katarina, and Moire have all be fused into one being for ease of use.

-By popular request, made Kletlona 10% taller.

-To better reflect her age, Void Nu is now named “Void Old”.

added:

separated sun and moon into two separate bodies

added the MIRG to both sun and Moon's systems which will allow them to be maintained as one program

bug fixes:

Fixed minor spasms caused by occasional desyncing

Fixed various bugs caused by separation

Found:

Attendants will not move more than 50ft away from eachother

– The MIRG's limit is up to 100ft, suggested action is to wait

Eclipse mode is found to still function

– No suggested fixes at this time

Pistons will now have a more or less intense push force, depending on how powerful the redstone signal powering it is.

An extremely powerful signal can end up sending players several meters into the air, while a less powerful signal could barely have any effect.

So if you ever wanted to forcibly launch players outside your base without using a dangerous and resource-consuming TNT cannon, now you can!