#fake ill

I’m faking ill so that I don't have to go to school tomorrow but I'm kinda too strong.

I’ve done all the stuff to be sick for like 3 days!!

I stood under the air conditioner for an hour after taking a shower.

I drank fucking cold water, not the cool normal water but the cold af water that fucking burned my mouth!!

I sniffed my sick friend’s tissues.

I even drank the raindrops this afternoon to make diseases get into my body!!

And it’s freezing today and I have just worn a t-shirt and stood on the roof of my house to catch a cold. My weird scared-of-the-dark neighbor looked at me like I’m the weirdo. At least I’m trying to save the electricity to protect polar bears and penguins and seals.