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WinterFalcon/SamBucky Incorrect Quote – 42/?
Bucky: I read a guide. Sam: That’s already concerning. Bucky: It said to compliment you. Sam: Okay… Bucky: You are… structurally sound. Sam: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. Bucky: ITS BEEN A WHILE. Bucky: I panicked.
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Still pretty as ever.
My parents and I went to dinner at a Chinese Restaurant near our home. When we got there, one of the managers kept looking at me and I wasn't sure why but I just ignored it. After we ordered and our first dish came, the same manager came to our table.
He said to my mom, "Do you remember me?"
My mom has a confused look on her face as she does not know this guy at all. We were all equally confused on why he said that. She responds with, "No, I'm sorry I don't."
He then responds with, "I used to work at the Chinese restaurant on the other side of town. You and your daughter frequently went to eat there. I quit that restaurant about 4 years ago. I only recognized your daughter because I always thought she was pretty. She's still just as pretty as ever."
I feel awkward immediately after this happens and just stare at my dad. He's trying really hard not to start laughing. My mom being the polite lady that she is responds with, "Oh, that's right huh, you did used to work there. That's nice that you work here now. Good for you!"
Awkward but ballsy of him to do that. I avoided eye contact with him for the rest of the time we were there.
Eating his feelings
Boy: why aren’t you talking to me Girl: i went to get food Boy: i would’ve gotten food with you Girl: too bad. i’m already at the restaurant Boy: i didn’t know you meant now. i wanted to wait 30 mins Girl: whatever. i just finished ordering Boy: why are you mad at me Girl: omg. i’m not mad Boy: yea you are Girl: why do you think that Boy: because you said i hate you and just left Girl: i always tell you that i hate you Boy: but it was different this time. now i just ate something even though i’m not hungry because you were mad at me
Homie, do you think you can stop asking me if I can win at game shows
Creepy Drivers.
Driving home from work and a car is in my blind spot on the right lane. Instead of speeding up, it decides to slow down.
I think to myself, "What the heck, speed up so that I can cut in!"
The driver slows down enough so that our windows are right next to each other with the ability for us to make eye contact. He then proceeds to give me an extremely creepy smile and even winks at me. He then speeds off!
Creeper.
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Most Elegible Bachelor
While at a nightclub in San Francisco...
Boy: Aye, you know I'm the most eligible bachelor out here Girl: Really now, tell me what makes you the most eligible bachelor? Boy: I'm a Software Engineer at Google Girl: .... You and every other guy out here
Not only was he just like every other guy in SF who is an engineer, he also just made himself show a lot of his arrogance.
Just Chillin'
Boy: What are your plans tonight? Girl: Just chill & watch some tv, it's been a long work week. What about you? Boy: May go out, not sure yet. Girl: Where are you thinking about going? Boy: Maybe to the bars or something... So actually, I think I'm just going to stay home & watch tv too, lol. We should be lazy together?!?!? Girl: I'm quite comfy at home on my couch.
Texts were ignored for the rest of the night.
A girl posts a picture of herself sitting at a table in front of hot pot (Asian style fondue) and these are the first comments that she gets after "Hi".
Hmm.. try a new conversation starter, boys.
