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People said Derek was a bad Alpha. And if he was, it was because heâd learned how to be incompetent from his mother and sister.
Peter was just psychotic, driven mad by pain, loneliness and the desire for revenge. But even if you leave him out, the other Hales were irresponsible and unkind.
In all the ways that matter, Talia and Laura were terrible Alphas. Distracted, clumsy and disloyal, they endangered their packs and failed to care for their friends and family in the way a real leader should.
Talia facilitated a meeting where her friend and supposed ally, Deucalion, was betrayed and blinded by Gerard Argent. She deliberately robbed her brother Peter of the memory of his child; allowed the child to be adopted by a family who were unaware of Maliaâs heritage, endangering both them and her niece. She did not notice that her son Derek was obsessed with Paige, and had been manipulated into having her bitten by Ennis, a tragedy that ended in the human girlâs death. Not learning her lesson, he did not give Derek more supervision, and stood idly by as Gerardâs daughter seduced her lonely boy, let him wander into Kateâs thrall unguarded; a trap that killed her and most of her family.
Her daughter was no better, though Laura at least had the excuse of being little more than a child herself when she became Alpha. Laura knowingly abandoned a wounded pack member, left behind the resources and connections that Beacon Hill provided and fled to the glamour of a big city. Leaving Peter was cruel; she and Derek could have drained his pain, re-assured him with their continued presence. Even if they needed to leave to escape the Argents, why didnât she arrange to have him transferred to an East coast hospital where she could have visited and helped with his recovery?
Worse, in her rush to flee her home, she failed to test the pack bonds and unforgivably left her little sister Cora to fend for herself. An uncle, close to death (and possibly un-loved in his full health) might be easy to cut away. But Cora was 10, desperately vulnerable in the way small children are. What sort of Alpha turns their back on a defenceless child?
Oh, there was a teen wolf trailer. Bad that no one cares about it anymore or about Posey or Jeff Davis. Mtv should just cancel that shit. People just laugh about them spending money on that trash
Derek thought he had the perfect plan to get past Stiles' defenses and know him better: by making an account on an online RPG Stiles' plays, and getting closer to him.
Except Derek is an idiot, Stiles is just as bad as Derek, and everything goes wrong.
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Summary: In which Derek is distracted (a lot) by Stilesâ moles, to the point of trying to find out where they all are. Because once he knows, his curiosity will be assuaged and he can put his obsession behind him. Right?
In Which There Are Aliens. Just all the aliens~~~~
 Cora is the advance team. Which is to say that she hates her family and goes to far off planets to look for things to destroy. Besides hadnât they sent one of the lower level children to this planet to destroy it years ago.
Which is why she is really suprised that the planet seems to be perfectly fine. Well not fine, because it smells really awful. Her first mission is to find the failure that was supposed to have turned this lumpy blue planet into something Lord Kate could be proud of.
The pod lands in the middle of a field filled with plants that have strange jagged leaves and grow thickly around her. Thereâs nothing exciting around her, just dust. Some machine comes barreling down the way and stops in front of her, releasing a screaming monkey thing.
The local wildlife is so weird.
âWhat the hell are you?â the monkey-farmer-local citizen-meat asks.
âJust a traveler. What kind of power level do you have?â Cora answers. The reading from her handy-dandy scanner puts the local population to a dismal five.
âNot even worth my time,â she sighs. Damnit, where is that failure of a Wereyian? The scanner picks up a greater power level elsewhere and she counts that as a long awaited victory. Durazno
will not escape the wrath of the Argent Empire. The monkey thing is still chittering away and has this really, really, REALLY old gun pointing at her. The thing goes off like most gunpowder shit weapons tend to.
âShit!â she cries and deflects the blast back to the useless lifeform farmer. Cora winces as the power level suddenly drops all the way down the dead. Hey, she may be the last of a warrior race forced to become a space pirate because someone done and fucked up but it doesnât mean she likes taking innocent bystandersâ lives.
Better find out what that disgrace of a Wereyian has been doing and conquer the planet in the name of a frigid bitch.
Allison likes being alone. It clears her thoughts because being a wife to the man she once vowed to destroy when her father King Chris couldnât, surprise mother to the most adorable (and normal looking) child to come out of an egg, and green alien who wanted to take over the world is more than a tad stressful. Scott, bless him, understands that he and Melissa Junior can be more than a little too rambunctious for her.
âI can take Junior to the Kame House today. Isaac has been begging me to come and Stiles has been making noises that heâs going today. It would be nice to see everyone! I think the last time we saw them was at the wedding!â Scott said this morning. He calls Nimbus, gently takes the sleeping toddler into his arms, and kisses Allison gently.
âIâll see you tomorrow,â Allison said.
âLove you!â
Nimbus flies off with the two most important people in her life and Allison flies to her favorite wastelands. The rock formation that she loves to stand has a nice panoramic view and makes her feel like a complete badass standing there stoically.
And shooting energy arrows, watching things explode.
Unfortunately her âwatching shit blow upâ time is cut short when this huge ki level dings on Allisonâs senses and freaks her out.
Like, seriously.
The energy level is off the charts, higher than Scottâs, higher than anyone that Allison has met before. It boggles her mind how high this is and she wonders what kind of person has that high of a level.
A woman comes down from the sky, hair whipping in the wind making her look feral. She was tan, wearing strange armor. She looks exactly like any human except for the sharpened teeth and claws for nails.
âWell there is no way in hell youâre Durazno, though you smell like a Wereyian.â
âAnd who the fuck are you?â Allison demands.
 âYour new master.â The woman gives a wink and then turns to fly off. Normally Allison would not be too consider with a random stranger but this stranger happens to be currently flying in the vague direction of Kame House, where her husband and son currently reside. She should check on that. Normal people check on that. Emotions are hard.
 Meanwhile...
 Scott is really happy to see the gang again. He hasnât had time to catch up with his friends since before Melissa Junior was born, actually before that. He is pretty sure the last time he saw Isaac and Stiles it was at the wedding. That sounds right. There has been a lot on his mind recently, mostly Allison and Junior, and he really needs to make better time for his friends. Who are currently fighting.
âIt has to be broken.â Isaac insists to Stiles who is currently messing with one of the millions of gadgets he always has about his person.
âItâs not broken, I have told you three different times the readings are putting a power level much higher than anything I have detected before coming this way.â
âHey everyone!â Scott exclaimed, hopping of Nimbus.
 ~~~~~~~
âDid that strange woman just steal your baby?â Stiles asks looking at the retreating forms in the sky. Stiles would like to point out that all of his friend can apparently fly which is an unfair advantage and the moment he gets home he is building a helicopter.
âSOMEONE STOLE JUNIOR!â Allison comes screeching out of the sky already with bow drawn. Itâs the worst thing Stiles has ever witnessed in the history of ever. Of course Scott had to fall in love with a scary green alien that regrow her limbs and have offspring with said alien.
Roshi and Stiles are super helpful and just point at the flying things off in the distance.
âSomebody claiming to be Scottâs cousin just grabbed it, beat up IsaacâŚ.â Stiles begins
âWho is fine by the way, thanks for asking!â Isaac groans from the corner.
âOh wear a scarf!â Stiles retorts.
âScott.â Allison begins through gritted teeth.
âYes Dear?â Scott goes to his one real defense against his wife, puppy eyes.
âYou are sexiled,â Allison hisses. âTill you die.â
âBut Allison,â Scott starts with his puppy eyes becoming larger and larger.
âNo buts, YOU LET JUNIOR GET FUCKING KIDNAPPED!â
Hell hath no fury like a Namekian mother separated from her child.
Itâs actually rather impressive Scott to get on that cloud thing of his, itâs totally in love with Scott Stiles has done experiments, and fly off after his child and possible distance cousin. Allison takes a moment to glare at everyone that remains and then flies off herself.
âI should learn to fly.â Isaac states from the rumble on the side of Kameh house.
âYou were dropped as a child, werenât you?â Stiles says with all the love and affection he can muster.
âThe house isnât just going to fix itself!â
~~~~
âSo lets get this straight, Scott is actually an alien race that can turn into a giant wolf?â Stiles asks looking at Roshi.
âBasically. It happened like five times when he was a kid.â
âI need to make some calculations.â Stiles pulls out that weird computer thing he has with him at all times. âI need to be told these things for my power levels calculations.â Â
 ~~~~
âGuys, did Allison skip the whole âmourning phase and just run off into the wilderness with her son now that Scott is dead?â Isaac asks when Cora had been forced back into her slightly broken space ship and told to stay away. Maybe they should have done worse seeing as her fight with Scott and Allison basically killed Scott. Although it was the arrow that actually did, the arrow that Allison shot.
Not on purpose mind you. She had really been aiming for Cora, who Scott was trying to pin down.
âI am sure this is some kind of Namiekian way to grieve.â Stiles offers.
âWe gonna do the Dragon Ball thing now?â Roshi asks from the Jeep.
âOh yeah, who wants to be not dead anymore?â Stiles asks happily. Which is of course met with silence because Scott is dead, Allison ran off and Isaac doesnât think he is funny. Despite that time Isaac clearly had a thing for Stiles. It was a dark moment in Isaacâs life which he does not speak about. It is something that they are both happy not to talk about until Lydia mentions it. Goddamnit Lydia.
 ~~~
âWhat do you mean you canât transform? What kind Wereyian are you?â The alien asks. Scott is really getting sick of random people showing up to fight him or attack earth. Granted that whole thing with Allison turned out fine. Once he cut Chris in half and revealed the egg that turned into Allison (Still really weird.) everything had turned out great. That whole getting pregnant and laying an egg that became a baby, also still weird.
The point is that this alien is going to try and fight Scott and Allison. Which means Isaac is going to show up with⌠yup he brought Junior, why does he always do that. He is never getting babysitting duty ever again.
âYou know I can see when you guys all do this shit without me. Why do you think I put tracking chips in all of you?â Stiles shouts as he storms around a boulder.
Right, the gangs all here.
âWhat kind of Wereyian has no tail?â Asks the alien. Scott now notices that Stiles is doing that thing with his face that means there is a hot person around. Scott is pretty sure he isnât doing it for Allison, or Isaac or anyone reallyâŚ. except, yep alien dude. Damnit Stiles, why do you have to go for the evil, hot dudes?
 ~~~
Allison hates the moon so fucking much. Junior has just transformed into a rampaging giant wolf monster alien. Mountains are being destroyed and there are eye beams ripping up the ground. The howls are piercing through the night and thereâs nothing to be done. Thanks to her lovely genetics the baby can regenerate limbs including that godforsaken tail. Sheâs frustrated and wants Scott with her right now.
âStop mocking me,â she hisses at the moon because all of her problems have to deal with the damn rock in the sky. After a few attempts to corral her rowdy offspring, she loses it.
âYou know what moon, SCREW OFF!â she screams and shoots an arrow. The moon explodes in a spectacular fashion.
~~~
âWell actually,â Stiles looks around the hospital room not making eye contact. âIsaac and I were think we could head to Namiek first while you get better.â
âWhy would you do that?â Scott gives a sad little cough. He is not handling the whole âAllisonâs turn at being deadâ thing so well.
âWell Allison had mentioned there were dragon balls on Namiek right. I mean the only reason we have them was because she was here. Now that she is gone we have to fix that right. Canât have Melissa Junior growing up without his mother.â
âYou would do that for me?â Scott has a puppy grin.
âOf course.â
âWe need to take Melissa Junior with us.â Isaac blurts out before Stiles can ease them into that.
âWhat?â
âWe do kind of need at  least a half Namiekian to help andâŚ.â
âYou want to take my five year old sonâŚ..â
âSix.â
âMy six year old son to an unknown planets outside the solar system to try and find some magic balls so we can bring his mother back to life.â
âBasically.â Isaac and Stiles say together.
Scott glares.
âIt was Deatonâs idea.â Isaac offers.
âOh well then, I guess thatâs okay.â
âReally?â Isaac asks
âWell I trust Deaton! Melissa Junior would totally be okay!â Scott answers cheerfully. Nobody mentions how batshit insane Deaton really is. Letâs not kill the poor alien when his wife is already dead.
 ~~~
âDo you know how to fly this?â Isaac asks suddenly worried. He is getting into a space ship with a crazy genius and a six year old, that doesnât really make him feel safe.
âKinda?â
âWhat!â
âPopo!â
~~~
âUncle Stiles?â
âYes Junior?â
âWhy is the grass blue?â
âBecause space.â
âTHATâS NOT AN ANSWER STILES!â Isaac shouts from the cave.
âFinish going to the bathroom already. Iâm his godfather.â
âNo you arenât, I am.â
There is a long silence.
âWhat kind of lies are you spewing?â Stiles asks sweetly but Junior backs way the fuck up.
âI mean, Iâve probably sparred with Scott more than anyone else, except for Allison. That makes me the godfather,â Isaac states.
âIâve known Scott longer,â Stiles hisses.
âIâve died for him,â Isaac retorts.
âYou were murdered so that doesnât count. And Allison died for Scott so donât even,â Stiles snaps.
 ~~~
âMelissa Junior, what have I said about going into battle without consulting an adult?â Stiles snaps when he sees that HIS godson has clearly rescued one Namiekian from that crazy person in the flying wheel chair.
âBut they were going to hurt her.â Junior looks sheepish but adorable. Clearly he has inherited not only his fatherâs looks but his ability to puppy eyes and an affinity for green women.
âMy nameâs Kira.â The little green lady smiles.
âOf course it is.â Isaac growls. Â
They are never going to find the dragonballs now.
 ~~~
Kira looks over at Isaac and asks, âwhatâs my name?â
âItâs little green!â
The glare is as intense as a thousand burning suns.
~~~
âIsnât that the guy that killed my mom and all your friends?â Junior asks pointing at a very far off Derek Hale.
âYes it is. We are going to run now. Okay. Running.â
~~~
Stiles would like to take back that whole comment about Junior being silly for getting all emotional and saving Kira from certain death, because turns out tiny green lady can heal. Which is an extremely useful skill in this group of people.
âI feel like we are falling behind on this whole âfind the dragon balls and save Allison and the others bitâ right now.â
 ~~~
âHey Stiles weâre taking the Dragon Ball!â Isaac calls out. Stiles looks up from his Popular Mechanics, startled, and looks like someone blasted him into next week.
âWhat the hell is going on?â he asks since apparently, Derek Hale has joined their group and isnât there to kill them all.
âNo time to explain!â Isaac exclaims.
âHurry Uncle Stiles!â Junior screeches, panic ladened in his voice. Derek is staring at Stiles as the Dragon Ball is taken and everyone is beginning to fly off. Stiles loves being the center of attention of hot people but not when thereâs an alien psycho doing it.
âYouâre hair is shit,â Derek eventually says before flying away. It takes a moment for Stiles to come back to himself and he scowls deeply.
âSays the Prince of Bushbrows.â
 ~~~
Stiles decides after the fifth day of not really hearing much of anything from Junior, Isaac or Scary McHotPants Derek The Murdering Alien that he should go looking for them.
Which is how he finds the giant crab.
And no one is there to see him kill a giant crab. He is going to start recording this shit.
~~~
"Are you gonna just sulk over there?" Stiles asks.
Derek remains silent.
 ~~~
"Hey stud, I can be your daddy anytime you want," Stiles purred. Mysterious dude looked like his world imploded. (Internal Screaming)
âI uh have a girlfriend,â the dude blurted out. âNot that boys arenât hot or anything. Youâre just not my type. You remind me too much of my dad.â
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FUCKERS. Really Wolfie, did you have to say that out loud?
âThen youâre dad is hot,â Stiles states and oh my God the thirst is real.
saranghaeshinee replied to your post âThat Teen Wolf 'In Memoriam' videoâ
What video?
The video can be found here  (it shows character deaths, so if that's triggering for you, be warned.)
Just for context, the video sparked a lot of rage in the fandom after it came out because a lot of the dates are wrong (or missing.) Hell, a lot of the characters shown didn't even have names (at least not in the video, even though they had names in the script.)Â