So I combined my face w Angelina Jolies and now I'm upset..

Betty Sue Robbins thought that Feng shui was pretty neat; using energy forces to harmonize with your surrounding environment sounded like just the thing to do.

So she got some books about doing it, most of which were pretty ordinary.

One, however, which she found in an off-the-beaten-track bookshop was much more than ordinary. It promised to bring into the home and the owner of that home, transforming energy directly from the Taoist sacred Mount Qingcheng in China.

Betty Sue did everything the book said to do.