#fable jasper

their eldiritch great aunt

someone who's definition of anger management therapy was also killing people

a guy they spent a decade in prison with

and some dude who tried to betray them. twice. back-to-back.

I don't even know how they made friends with Walter and Jasper. Literally the two most competent and well-adjusted people they spent an extended amount of time with.

One day you're in a constant state of conflict, trudging through the unthinkable, and making allies with the only people who aren't trying to kill you;

The next, you're trying to fix the socioeconomic state of the country while figuring out how bureaucracy works

Rip Page, you would have loved debate club.

Rip Walter Beck, you would have loved the found family trope.

Rip Jasper, you would have loved the Scrub Daddy.

Rip Reaver, you would have loved red carpets and glambots.

Rip Sparrow, you would have loved a fucking break.

Rip Theresa, you would have loved The Sims.

Rip Logan, you would have loved Lexapro.