#fable creation

Stupid Idiot Motherfucking Fable Gilded God Damned Fool Book Editing, Page Ripping, Rat Bastar, Car Salesman Lookin , Biggest Fool In The God Damned Pantheon,  Fable Guilded. Stop Pinning me when I talk about Fable Guilded, I hate him so much why does he have access to that fucked up book? Why did he decide to fuck around and find out, is he trapped? Is he a bastard? Why does this man have such a visceral effect on me, never even been in the same room and I know he has the world's most pretentious haircut.

If I wanted to get into Elysium and Ari said Fable Guilded was waiting inside I would piss on Ari’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. If I had to deal with listening to Fable Guilded speaking one word in person on stream I would close the tab and delete my bookmark out of spite to have to watch the whole SMP over again just so I can skip the parts where he is mentioned and Alive.

I don’t even know why I hate him so much, he hangs out in purgatory and stalks people’s dreams. He better have a horrific backstory to explain why he’s such a prick, if he’s just a rich asshole I’m going to lose it.

He better have had to kill someone for that book, if not I’m going to make him.

paypal.com/IFUCKINGHATEFABLEGUILDED

Episodes not even about him vaguely mentioned what is supposed to be his temple and i fucking lost it.

Where the fuck is Fable Guilded? If he escaped purgatory I’m going to wish so deeply he hasn’t

Crusty car salesman ass

I’ll punch fable in his sad frail god bones that will flake apart under my meat fist until all that is left is one final page of as it is with the words ‘now you fucked up’ in ancient Telkan

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point.

I hope theres a date given for when Fable Guilded died or will die so I canmake it a reminder on my comm

Like, I'm aware Icarus' are white and gold-ish yellow, but they are mainly that gold-ish yellowy hue than white. It's just the down feathers that bleed into the white. Fables Elysium wings are feathered, and that pure gold-ish yellowy hue in comparison to the light rays and swords he had during S3 as that was his elytras chosen design.

It's adds on to the whole thing of how Icarus was mainly raised by Fable to be a second copy of him but with a few differences (for example, their ears, their behaviour in some areas, height....), alongside the most likely fact of how they were meant to be by his side and aid him as well as be his successor if anything ever went wrong if the war continued. To which this can be seen in the evil timeline and this side of their relationship and how it plays out.

Icarus' wings could have been like their dad's potential wings, that pure gold-ish yellowy hue just like their wing ears, yet because of everything, they never got that. They got a show of how they were half themselves and now a starting to change or have changed mortal.

The similarities in their wings when Icaurs returns home, although one is elytra and the other is Elyisum wings, just adds to the pile of similarities they have and also goes on to help show these two's relationship outside father and son. In addition, it shows that even though Icarus may be trying to separate themselves from Fable they will still be connected to him.

And when he does, his tone is almost mansplain-y but for a god... Godsplaining...

And he does it while manipulating others and that just pissed me off more-

And i grew to hate it to much-

a man who lived to create, who was desperate to save his son, either by creating wings to escape, or rewriting time itself to prevent their death, a man who was envious to the point of murdering his family and was imprisoned for his actions, but escaped due to his intelligence...

its so fable riling up the coworkers, it's very much "we're doing the right thing guys, just blindly follow me, just trust me" while they are committing despicable acts. And the amount of pleasure you can hear in his voice as he talks about killing someone is so reminiscent of fable having the perfect balance of charm and manipulation in his voice...AND THE ENDING oh in my mind it's totally Icarus killing fable in the finale.