Jun 30, 2024
When your plural friend is being dogpiled online so you gotta try to stick up for them.
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When your plural friend is being dogpiled online so you gotta try to stick up for them.
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If Ordis ever does get a new body,
If he ever takes up the Ordan name again,
I want him to be completely unchanged in our prescence.
By which I mean, I want the mission staring Ordis to be a horror mystery all throughout. Starting with all Ordis voicelines ceasing, only a note left in your inbox by Ordis, stating that he "needs to take care of buisness", indicating where he last was.
You go to the first location and it's empty. Corpses litter the stage. Bisected and dissected haphazardly. There are messages carved into the walls in blood. Piles of organs sporting chunks of useless armor decorate every broken terminal and every shattered structure.
This remains the same every stage you go. Of every faction in the game. Grineer. Corpus. Infested. Sentient. Even Narmer cultists interrupt their endless "unity" to scream as one.
Ordis carves a bloody swath through the Origin System. And he carves it near effortlessly.
Finally, you and (in a perfect universe) Lotus track him down as he's in the middle of another bloodbath.
What his form looks like doesn't matter. I mean, it does. Would prefer if he looked cool. But what ultimately matters is that he looks dangerous.
Big and bulky, slim and fast, coated in sharper yet sharper implements or completely bare, maybe his head still resembles his owl body, maybe it resembles what Ordan once looked like. Maybe it's pure machine. Maybe it's organic. Maybe it's both.
Whatever the case, he is dangerous, he is cruel, he is in the middle of implanting a Grineer onto his blade. Like Artorias from Dark Souls during his boss intro.
And then he turns to you. Eyes dark and vicious. Thirsty for blood.
The look of a furious god-killer.
And his first words to you, upon noticing you, after a beat, are such.
"Oh Operator! My sincerest apologies I was not expecting to find you hear! Though I probably should have expected it, on second thought."
And then he acts normal around you. Completely normal. Like Ordis always has. Complete with his voice still glitching out and spouting violent things despite his best efforts.
You never fight him, you never even get the chance to try. In fact, he becomes like a spector, or like Stalker during the Belly of the Beast event. Assisting you on occasion and making the reoccuring mission much easier when he does. The mission itself focuses on some new unethical experiment of the Orokin previously unexplored. Or on what Erra/Pazuul's goals are, or on The Indifference.
The details don't matter to me. What matters is that your mini death machine now has a macro death machine he can be in when he needs to/is feeling human dysphoric.
Dad Quixote in the Lobotomy Corp timeline watching Sancho no diff him in his boss fight with her rifle toating boss who always hits him, her depressed coworker with a rapier, her other depressed coffin-bearer coworker in a sharp suit, her emotionless coworker in a broken straightjacket wielding a giant hammer, and Every Magical Girl helping her out:
Adult No-Incident No-Knee-Injury Mari would eventually have Sonic the Hedgehogs personality. You know I'm right.
At Indigo Park,
There is a Park.
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Plural Sunny real.
He always was. But "Welcome to White Space" solidifies it.
The manga, as a whole, might honestly.
I hope this isn't rude or offensive to ask, but how many of you are there? And what're your names? :3
Anon. My dear friend.
Not only is this not rude at all, but we've been looking for the perfect excuse to make a little introduction post about us since we found out we were we!!!
At least, I have lmao. And you just gave me that excuse right now let's goooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
So!!! At the moment, there's about 10 of us, possibly 12??? Not sure yet, I'll let one of them edit this if I'm wrong and they exist lmao. But for now just operate on there being 10 peeps in here!!!
(Edit: It is actually twelve. Hello. I think I'll let Rokoko handle edits to the list proper though. She seems to enjoy that immensely-❤️)
(She seems to enjoy most things immensely lmao-💙)
(Edit edit: It's so many more now. It's been awhile since we updated this. Rokoko. ( `_ゝ´).)
(Anyways. Stay tuned for an update. Someday. - F.E.)
More after the break (^-^)
It is. The very first chapter.
It is 30 pages long.
Please calm down.
At least wait until chapter two. To call it the evilest dogshit ever made by demons.