#f tier

I wanna preface this by saying, I do think it's bad form to review something I haven't drank recently but I have been complaining abt these for months and I absolutely refuse to buy another one just for the sake of my own integrity. I hope you'll forgive me.

This review is very simple. Keen eyed viewers may have already realized the problem with these. If you haven't yet, let me break it down for you:

You all know how to drink from a can don't you? You open it, a satisfying hiss, a crack as you pull back on the tab, you bring the cold metal to your lips and you take a deep, delicate, swig, throat bobbing as you swallow (is it getting hot in here?)

But boba are solids, aren't they? Denser than liquid, they sink to the bottom of the beverage, do they not? They must be sucked silly up through a bigass straw, that's the principle, isn't it?

So guess what happens, when you buy a tall can of bubble tea and drink that delicious purple ichor, tilting the can higher and higher to plumb at its depths, the unusual weight of it in your hands the only warning you have for what is about to happen next, when a mass of boba stuck on the bottom tumbles forth to completely fuck your whole shit up.

And before you give me this bullshit of "use a straw" I need you to understand that these are full sized boba, ie they require special sized bigass straws which they don't carry at the random ass convenience stores selling these things. Unless you happen to be carrying a Boba straw around with you, there's no way to get at them. So no, you can't just use a straw.

Also the boba themselves are by far the worst boba I've ever had. They're very hard to chew, completely flavoureless; they're just gross. And I like boba for the record I have a very high tolerance for a wide variety of gummy/gelatin textures. Like i really could review gummies as well but I'm trying to stay focused here.

꧁𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐿𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 𝑇𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡꧂

My friends and I put together a tier list on my discord server last night with all the art I made for Inktobertale this year- about five of those peeps on call were on stream when I drew these so they got to see how I did the process and stuff to accurately measure- we measured by aesthetics, time crunch, and how well it fit the prompt. Some of these I only had 2 hours to complete do you can only imagine how quick we were placing everything- there was def a lot of arguing about c-a tiers though ahaha- either way inktober was a lot of fun and I learned a lot, especially time management and how to cut corners- everything in s tier was near the end of the month and took only 5-8 hours which was a big improvement for pieces like those- I hope I can do this again next year :))

Ink Sans belongs to: @comyet

Dream Sans belongs to: @jokublog

Swap Sans belongs to: POpcOrnPrince

Core Frisk belongs to: @dokudoki

Error Sans belongs to: @loverofpiggies

WASTE OF TIME

Don't.

0/5