#ezzy rambles

i am doing it again, folks. if you know about trick-or-treating with me you know the ropes already. if you don't, here's the thing.

i have done this off and on for, like, 11 years or something. i dunno. time is an illusion and i do not have the proper skill line unlocked to control it. anywho.

for the month of October come trick-or-treat in my inbox. send me an ask that says 'trick-or-treat' in some form or another. if you want me to write a short spooky thing - a trick or a treat that the fates will decide for us - for you (which i love doing) make sure to include a fandom or some characters. otherwise i'll just give you a something random in return. (might be a pic, might be a song rec, might be a few lines of a poem. who knows?)

like bro i get it, this fic is depraved as hell but that doesn’t mean that anyone wants to involve themselves in your weird fantasies— ESPECIALLY considering you wrote a whole story involving inc*stous CSA

Toph is a waterbender

Katara is an earthbender

Zuko is an airbender

And Aang is a fire bender

Zuko being the avatar would be cool but that complicates so many things on his family shenanigan side of things, so let's just make it

Avatar: The last fire bender

Where Aang is a Shao-lin monk

The air bending nation is like "We are free-spirited and powerful, we must share this with the world" and starts a 100 year war

Toph is still blind and she's from the swamp

Toph invents blood bending

Katara and Sokka live in the Earth kingdom in one of the colonies and it's an island and the Air nation killed off all the earth benders there, except for Katara. They find Aang in cased in obsidian in a cave.

Aang ran away into a cave

Zuko is still after HONOR except he's an Airbender and casually just flies in.

thank you so much for stopping by!!!

as one of my favorite screenshots and one that occasionally pops up in my head for no reason, i feel this seasonally fitting

i have no idea if this is a trick or a treat but it is a thing for sure

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!

you know i don't even remember what the heck this was about. i vaguely remember something about yams and a joke about yams and Yams and look this is like from two and a half years ago.

so let us just imagine i wrote something worthy of the love and hate and your everlasting friendship yeah? yah.

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i would like to formally invite you to join the newly created BRA (Bullying Ro Association). me and confounder Broccoli, as well as our secretary Julius, would be very happy to count you among our ranks as you would bring immense value and knowledge to our endeavour.

wishing you a pleasant day,

kindest regards,

Haz

I was warned. I was warned by an angry alley gremlin that this day would come. A day when I would be given an offer so attractive, so alluring, so seductive it would tempt me onto a darker path. And here I am. Here we are.

That being said I would love to join you. I am all for imparting wisdom and sharing my knowledge with others.

Thank you kindly for thinking of me. I accept this offer of inclusion into your ranks. (I hope the secret handshake isn't too hard to learn.)

Have a wonderful day,

it’s that time again friends.  trick or treat time!!!!

those of you who know the drill: asks are open.  go.  be free.  send me shit

those who don’t (or want a refresher)?  here you go:

TRICK-OR-TREAT

come trick-or-treat in my inbox requesting ficcies and I’ll either treat you to some fluff or humor or trick you with a horribly twisted sad AU  (I’ll use a random generator to pick trick or treat)

send me “trick or treat” and a character(s) or ship in my inbox and I’ll write you a short little thing (I’ll be doing these all of October so send away!)

like i said, asks are open so feel free to start sending prompts.  i might start writing early but i won’t start posting until october 1st.  i’ll be doing this all october so feel free to keep sending me asks.  go ahead and send me characters/pairings/etc from any fandom you know i’m in or have seen me write for.  i can’t promise to write every prompt but i’ll do my best!  (so feel free to send me characters/pairings/fandoms even if i haven’t written them before, but you’ve seen me posting about them cause you never know!)  feel free to send me a bunch of requests if you want. i’m not picky.

i have been doing this for quite a few years now.  some of the years (2016, 2017, & 2018) are on AO3.   2019, 2020, and 2021 are only here on tumblr (tagged #trick or treat 2019 and #trick or treat 2020 and #trick or treat 2021 OR if you want to just check out everything (announcements included) use the tag #trick or treat) if you want to check them out.  before 2016 is kind of a mess but if you want to search for them on my blog go for it lol.

have fun and stay spooky my friends!  hope to see you in the inbox soon!

don’t forget to go send some to @cattatonically and @notsuchasecret some too!!! 

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