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Elon Musk kill yourself challenge

had to request a content review for a post I reblogged of some beautifully painted dinosaurs. there wasn't even anything that could be construed as violence or gore. this site is so fucking wretched, man.

got out of bed and within 5 minutes I was being personally harassed by a fucking fly this is the one thing about summer that's fucking unforgiveable

[atlantic salmon voice] wait you mean you guys die after going upriver to spawn? all of you?? you just, all go up there once and that's it? that's... wow. I mean, that's fucked up. me? yeah no I come back here every year; bring the family, visit the kids, see how the old stompin' ground's doin'. there's this place in the estuary; best sprats you've ever tasted, I make sure to visit every time I come this way. tell you what, if you swing by next year I'll treat you- oh, right. sorry.

right wing political parties exist so that every democratic country, every few years, can collectively decide they've had it too good for too long and it's time to just fuck everything up again.

every single day the american people are losing at chess to a dog that makes the exact same moves each time.