#exsqueezeme

For warmup I decoded to draw @tabbytoons lemon butt character. She data fantastic stuff, go check her out! #exsqueezeme #piscosour #lemonbutt

"Let me get this straight, I remind you of your daughter and yet you also say you're sexually attracted to me....?" #exsqueezeme 😦 <-- True story. #snarkynurses

Ummmm exsqueeze me, why is Holland in my seat??? #surgeryday #havetosharemyseat #exsqueezeme #holland #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CicgS45uW2i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I’m just gonna squeeze by you. #nevertaketheeasyway #exsqueezeme #fauna #cookie🍪 #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CfICAfJr1KR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

i stand stage right against the wall at most shows bc i know i can be an obstruction to someone else's view. but this is why the cool kids at shows are upset with me. maybe they should try moving around more. singing along with your friends. playing more air drums. i ain't mad atcha. i just feel for ya, man. #bubbletech leave people alone bc everybody's dealin' with some $hit. cheers mates! thanks @shanstraney for the shot at the #dutrozza love bash. #getonthebus #vibetech #sexboat #downinfront #exsqueezeme #baconpowder #beerme #tanhalen #americanslobs #imhereforyou #iaintmadatcha #thanksforlistening (at East Atlantic Town Beach)

It's hard to believe that this guy has been in my life for over ten years, and I only just thought to put my glasses on him. I'm just as disappointed in myself as you are. #smeagol #caturday #exsqueezeme (at Flatbush, Brooklyn)

I don’t want to party every night with people who don’t give a shit about how you sleep at night. I don’t want 100 “close” friends to call my squad when 99 of them would bail at the sign of trouble. I don’t want to sleep with every man I find attractive, instead I’d rather make love on the night of my wedding with the man I married earlier who would give his life for me and agree on getting 11 kittens annually. I want a quiet and peaceful life drowned in nothing but God and Him alone. I want people who want that too. If I have to do it alone then so be that, but I think it’s important that people look for a second at everything they can lose as quick as the amount of time it took for them to look. I’m not perfect and I never will be, period. I’m flawed as ever and I make the same mistakes over and over and over again. I’m a creation designed for error. I’m nothing but a molecule in this vast universe of ours how ever small it may seem at times and even larger when we’re sad. There are about a dozen things I’ll never admit out loud and here’s one of them, not quite out loud, but as loud as it comes in writing. I’m not as strong I seem and even weaker than I look. I need the people I have in my life right now more than they need me, it may seem the opposite. I hide things way too well for someone who can practically be read like a diner menu. I’m that girl who will never get over her first love because it meant too much and lasted too little. He’ll never read this, but at the small chance he does, let me tell you this, you were my world and I trusted you with the life I breathe. You were the man of my dreams and we ended up lovers that went wrong. I should be asleep.