Humans are Space Orcs: diphthong
Alien: Hyoomin, question! zbzb. human: Huh? oh, what's up? Alien: human: Alien: Alien: This one forgets that is a form of saying 'what is your question'. zbzb. human: Haha, yeah. Alien: Aaaaannnyyyyway. zhb. This one wanted to know, what is this word here? it is not in the databases. it looks like the hyoomin letters A and E smooshed together. human: oh! that's a diphthong, also called an ash. it's uhh, not really a word, but more like a feeling? Alien: A feeling? that you can pronounce? zbzb? human: Yeah! it's not really a noise you can make on purpose, but, whether it's read or spoken, every human will know what you're saying. It's a pretty universal thing. Alien: Ooohhhh, yupyupyupyupyup. This one does not understand what means. zbzb. But if it can't be made on purpose, this one will research it later. human: Don't worry, i'll pull up some videos and show ya when we're on break! Alien: yupyupyupyupyup. OH. Hyoomin! you have a string on your shirt! it is customary to remove it! Here, this one shall help! human: oh, thank y- ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ Alien: !!!! Alien: WhAT iS WrOnG HyOOOmIN?! ZOOB- NOPNOPNOPNOPNOP- HYOomIIIN on FlOor- HyooOMIN ON FLOOR- Gamma-12- GET OVER HERE GAMMA 12!! Alien 2: ZOOB- what's wrong?? oh-" alien 1: This one pulled string on shirt and broke the human! it made horrible noise! Felt it in spine jelly! alien 2: ...You pulled on an exposed nerve ending.
