#expose 1

it took me until the kickoff party to finally put the pieces together. there had been rumours, sure, but nothing as substantial as this. before we get deep into this i just want to give out a warning: if you think your favourite idols are pure little angels, and would like to keep it that way, this is not the article for you. click exit right now and save yourself.

now, the first star in this masterpiece is, of course, our very own song yubin ! he’s always involved in things like this is he not ? now, yubin has always been someone who attracts rumours of romance, but it seems as our boy has finally grown up. the second is everyone’s favourite pretty boy choi jaebin ! now, here’s a surprise. everyone’s favourite song bird, involved in a scandal like this ? it’s happening people ! but who is pulling all the strings ? these boys need a firm hand, and it’s none other than KSYD’s naomi chung ! yes, girls, naomi is the one making sure that your biases are satisfied and ( probably already ) begging for more !

i first started suspect that something was going on when naomi and yubin were seen spending more and more time together outside of music shows. why would naomi spend time with a boy several years younger than her ? but then i saw yubin’s puppy eyes and need to please, and it all made sense. now, during the tours, yubin has been seen entering and leaving naomi’s hotel room at all hours of the day, looking both sated and relaxed when he leaves. what depraved acts happened behind those closed doors during the hours he was in there ? leave your opinions before you go !

but where does jaebin enter the picture ? i already told you that the kickoff party was where everything fell into place. naomi and jaebin were seen ( by yours truly ) sharing a few drinks, getting cosier and cosier after each one. to my utter delight the conversation took a quick turn and their fantasies were soon out on the table. jaebin could even be heard saying “you can push me around all you like, if that’s what you’re into.” i don’t even have the words to explain the pleased look on naomi’s face.

to begin, i was scrolling through fandom twitter, lamenting at how i will never have a figure like the one’s idols like mina seem to be able to maintain year in and year out. it got me thinking ... how exactly does someone achieve ( and maintain ) that level of perfection without ever slipping up ? is it even possible ? or are there shortcuts being taken that we, common folk, would never have the means to attain. after some very thorough snooping and possibly even some illegal hacking, i’ve been able to dig up that our dazzling princess seems to have made drastic changes rather quickly. sources were hesitant to confirm but one thing is for certain, mina has a knack for going from rather curvy to extremely slender very quickly. recently though, i know i’ve noticed a rather more womanly figure shall we say on her  ... is the stress from touring causing her to fluctuate in her size or is she starting to slip up in whatever fad diet keeps her so thin ? make sure you leave me your thoughts ! 

following that, i came across another one of our favorite beauties, queen camille. rumor has it from a very reliable source in the company that as stunning as camille is, she’s just as cold to her fellow idols and even worse to trainees. it would make sense seeing as her relationships with the others on tour seems to be a bit ... distant to put it kindly. i’ve heard she gets her jillies off by ordering around those she deems as beneath her and stepping on their broken hearts with her gorgeous stiletto heels. to be quiet frank, i’d probably let her step all over me too.

through some serious digging and a lot of phone calls ( seriously, phone calls in 2018 ) i’ve managed to uncover two spicy stories that are bound to make your eyes widen and jaws drop. which idol got kicked out and who got their spot in sonicsound due to a hefty bribe ? why i’m glad you asked !

now, we’re all familiar with the extravagant and rather messy lives of the xiang’s, but there’s still a cloud of mystery surrounding the youngest daughter in the family. we all know the tragedy that unfolded both during and after her birth, and the rough times that followed dear lily. but what we haven’t been told is just how far daddy dearest was prepared to go to make sure that lily had a positive source to put all her energy into. now, lily tells us that she got street casted, but through some serious detective work i can now tell you that that’s not the case. lily might be striking, but would a a sonicsound employee really be able to pick out a stunning dancer and singer just through pure luck ? think again, my friends. no, lily’s father carefully constructed the whole event and probably put a lot of money into it, just to make sure that lily wasn’t falling into old, bad habits ( and if we take a look at her ‘cold medicine’ mishap he failed on that part ). what do you think ? did daddy xiang make the right decision ?