#expectedthebird

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together

Pros. 

• You’ll have to get back to me.

Cons.

• How old are you?

• If you said ‘good’ more than once I would be uncomfortable.

DO YOU KNOW HOW  HARD THAT WAS  THIS FUCKER DECIDED THAT HE KNOWS EVERYONE HONEY HAS TALKED TO

THERE IS A THIN LINE OF GODMODDING AND THIS FUCKER

Deals are where Crowley thrives. Partly because he's good at words and haggling, and partly because of that pesky hoarding instinct (an unfortunate magical side effect).

But you generally don't want to make a deal with Crowley because he's a tricky bastard. What do you expect from a guy that takes people's hearts as down payment?

Not all of his deals require innards; the price could be as simple as a kiss. It all depends on what you want and what he can gain.

Door open on the side that has the hinges, I learned that from Maggie Bird.

subarusakurazukamori replied to your photo “_ here is a thing bc I totally said I would do it and bc somehow I...”

I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ON THIS EVEN AS THETA

SHUSH UP YOU DESERVE TO BE ON THERE LIKE FIVE TIMES, TRIPLE BOLDED KAY 

expectedthebird replied to your photo “_ here is a thing bc I totally said I would do it and bc somehow I...”

oh my gosh floRA IS ON THERE AHHHHHHH I MISS HER SO MUCH SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS ABOUT IT

Did I hear— dangerous situation.