#exoticshipping

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Bakura, most def.

Gets jealous the most: I want to say Ishizu. Y’know…due to the whole Marik ordeal.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Ishizu. Bakura drinks too much whenever he gets the chance.

Takes care of on sick days: Bakura only takes care of Ishizu when no one else is around, that person being Rishid.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Bakura. He’ll drown that loser by accident.

Gives unprompted massages: Uh….Bakura maybe?? I don’t know.

Drives/rides shotgun: Ishizu should probably drive. Bakura can not be trusted in traffic. That’s why he walks.

Brings the other lunch at work: Bakura since Ishizu is the only one who works. He’ll never get a job.

Has the better parental relationship: …..heheh….

Tries to start role-playing in bed: If anyone had to, it’d be Bakura. If Ishizu tried to play along, Bakura would be like “no…a character of that level would never have to go on a quest like that and need rest”

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Bakura. He’s the drunkie.

Still cries watching Titanic: What’s Titanic?

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Bakura wouldn’t be caught dead in a costume….so no. Hell to the nah.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Ishizu since Bakura wouldn’t buy anything. He’d steal it.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Bakura makes Ishizu eat breakfast. He cares about her weight and we will shove the food down her throat if it came to that. Out of love of course.

Remembers anniversaries: Bakura wouldn’t pay attention to anniversaries and Ishizu might be too preoccupied with work to remember. So neither. Rishid might point it out to Ishizu like “It’s been three months today. Why are you still with that creep?”

who wakes the other one up with kisses: Bakura would. Most def. Though not always. He’ll be too tired or bleh sometimes.

who cooks for who: Ishizu would cook some, but they would switch off.

who is the morning person/night person: Ishizu is only a morning person when she’s hooked up to an IV filled with coffee. Bakura is all about the night life. AKA movies and popcorn.

who is the romantic one: What’s romance? (Bakura tries)

who is the top when it comes to sex: It doesn’t really matter in this case either. Whatever the losers are comfortable with.

who would lead in ballroom dancing: Ishizuuuu? If she ever got Bakura to dance?

who is the more cuddly one: Ishizu will cuddle the fuck outta him.

who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: Bakura. Ishizu is too short to reach the movies.

who is the one who would pay for dates: Ishizu most likely. Bakura never has money.

5. A goodnight kiss

Bakura had just looked next to him to find a sleeping Ishizu, her head resting on his shoulder. They had been watching a movie. It wasn’t horror this time. They’d already gone through all the ones they own and Bakura didn’t want to go through all the time and trouble of finding a new one. So instead they sat down to watch whatever was on the t.v. Tonight it was The Spiderwick Chronicles.

Bakura moved as carefully as he possibly could as to not wake the sleeping Egyptian on him. Once his arms were free, he stood and picked her up, carrying her into his room for the night. He set her down on the bed and tucked her in before giving her a light kiss.

-always wins when they play Trivia Crack: Ishizu. She knows more stuff. 

-laughs when their partner trips on something: Both of them. Bakura luaghs the most, but Ishizu cracks up when Bakura trips because he looks like a fucking loser.

-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: Bakura would. If Ishizu tried doing it to him, he’d just get mad at her for trying it. The cold doesn’t bother him like it does her.

-spoils the ending of books/movies: Bakura. He’s a dick.

-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: There’s already enough pictures of Ishizu on the internet!!! And Ishizu probably isn’t all that into social media.

-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: Bakura does. It might have flour in it anyway. He’s doing it out of love!

-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: With Bakura, everyday is Punday.

-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: Neither of them seem really into social media so bleh that mess. But since Ishizu has some accounts, Bakura would do it to her and talk all proud about himself.

-has to beat their partner in every game: If Bakura doesn’t win each game, he’ll get pissed and possibly kill a puppy.

-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: It might be Ishizu. Bakura just wants to screw or sleep.

To be honest, this was kind of hard to write since this is my first time ever writing about this pairing. If any of them are OOC, I apologise in advance.

As a side note, this takes place right before Bakura’s duel with Yami in Battle City.

"What a surprise to see you here, Ishizu. I thought you would be off staring at that stone tablet of yours," she heard a familiar voice say. Glancing to the side, she saw Bakura standing near the bay window of the blimp.

"What are you doing here?" Ishizu asked firmly, eyes narrowed.  

"I was merely looking at this view," Bakura answered with a hint of a smirk on his features. "No harm, no fowl."

"Don’t lie to me. I know you are up to no good."

"Ouch. Don’t be so cold, Ishizu. I mean you no harm. But, I will be taking off, Ishizu. Take care," Bakura said before he walked in the opposite direction.

Is he insane? What did he want? She knew he was up too something.

Who's the cuddler: Bakura, surprisingly. He likes to hog all the warmth, which so happens to be Ishizu. He's pretty possessive too, so it shows subconsciously.

Who makes the bed: Ishizu. Most likely, she'll be making it while he's still sleeping.

Who wakes up first: Ishizu, on weekdays and Bakura on weekends.

Who has weird taste in music: Ishizu recently got into Japanese Enka and old folk songs, while Bakura seems to like hardcore metal--so you decide.

who is more protective: Bakura, but he goes about it slyly.

Who sings in the shower: Ishizu would sing some weird folksongs

Who cries during movies: Bakura, when the villain loses.

Who spends the most while shopping: Ishizu since Bakura can't stop his kleptomanic ways

Who kisses more roughly: Bakura

Who is more dominant: Bakura, physically. Ishizu, mentally.