#exobiasaday

Xiumin: "Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."

Suho: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

Lay: "Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?"

Baekhyun: "Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?"

Chen: "I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"

Chanyeol: "Mayonnaise is not an instrument... horseradish is not an instrument either."

D.O: "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."

Kai: "Could I have something to eat?" (No) "Could I have something to eat?" (No) "Could I have something to eat?" (No)

100% AGREED !!!

and omg,, the duality of kim jongin,,, how does he do it,,, who is this demon named kai and what does he do with nini when that boy starts dancing,, the world may never know

good choices tho !!! we love marrying yixing LOL

(i’ve never gone either LOL !! i feel like jewels is constantly there tho skskksks,,, we love a party girl!!)

- admin ruby

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After nearly a year of being by Kyungsoo’s side, tonight would be the last night you’d see him. You were needed to film for your next project, while he had to practice for his comeback with EXO. Thankfully, you two could lounge around in a hotel room until it was time to go out to the red carpet and promote your film.

The two of you had grown incredibly close during your time together. It had started with having lunch together in the trailer, and now the two of you felt like you could take on the world together, though you’d have to do it on the down low. You had to keep the relationship hidden for the sake of your reputation, and his career. His band was at it’s peak, it wasn’t fair for him to be pulled down because of you.

The thought of not having time to see each other made you both feel nauseous; you’d become so dependant on each other and so used to being in each other’s presence day in and day out.  You couldn’t sneak into the EXO dorms to sleep with him on a given night. You’d have to go cold turkey.

During the three-week promotion, you used each other as much as you could, memorising every inch of each other; every mole, scar, stretch mark would be etched into your brain to keep you satisfied while apart.

You wanted your last time together to be memorable. You’d both come up with a plan for how the afternoon would play out, and how it will be something you could both look back on.

// The safeword is: CHICKEN

well, well, well

you seem to have gotten yourself in a wonderful situation

you have a frisky, sensual, sexpot

AND a sweet, playful, dancer who loves to laugh

ALL IN ONE!

lucky, lucky you

// Playing with Jongin

play time with Jongin is a true treat

it’s all fun and games!

not because he’s super experienced

because he’s not, which makes him an excellent listener

he’s willing to defer to you

and give you lots of control

so long as you know what you want

he will deliver!

well, except for one thing

he’s not very into being a BDSM dom

because he’s very afraid of hurting you

this, of course, means the safeword never has to be used

he’d be beyond mortified if you ever had to say “CHICKEN”

the last thing Jongin wants is for you to feel uncomfortable in his arms

if you ever said “CHICKEN”

he’d go from concrete to jello

and would make sure to be absolutely sure he knew what he did

so he could never hurt you again

let me tell you about his secret kinks

do you like extended foreplay?

sensual aromatherapy massages?

soft butterfly kisses all over your body?

a man with so much rhythm and finesse

that you feel like you’re ballroom dancing even while lying down?

if you like all that, Jongin’s your man

and if not, he’s ready to listen to your every wish and make it come true

don’t be afraid to tell him

all he wants is you to be happy

as he lovingly caresses you with delicate touches all over

presses soft kisses to your neck

and whispers your name to check on you

to lets you know when he’s close.

he finds it very romantic when you finish together

once you’ve both exhausted yourselves

he might stay inside you for longer than necessary

it’s just another little thing he likes to do to feel close to you

afterwards, you may feel a bit tired, and so will he

but he doesn’t want to let you go

so imagine being held by strong arms that never want to let you go

while he listens to everything you have to say, sex related or not

and he tells you that he loves you so much

and he could never imagine being with another

who can perfectly match his tempo

// Playing with Kai

play time with Kai could hardly be called play time

because it’s N O T.  A.  G A M E.

he’s experienced in all areas of sexual things

which makes him an excellent partner

he can’t wait to show you a good time

and take control of your body

so long as you’re willing to be adventurous and obey

he will deliver.

let me tell you about his favorite thing

he’s very into being your BDSM dom

he has enough control to never really hurt you

but if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed

you can just say “CHICKEN!” and he will slow down and reassess

sometimes Kai’s so eager to please, he can go overboard

if you ever had to say “CHICKEN”

he’d go from cinderblock to very careful cinderblock

and would comfort you and ask if you want to continue

making a mental note never to do that thing again

let me tell you about his kinks

would you like to try blindfolding?

or BDSM roleplay with lots of toys?

or love bites all over your body?

a man with so much rhythm and rudeness

that you can easily follow and sync with his movements?

if you like all that, Kai’s your man

and if not, that’s okay, believe it or not, Kai can tone it down

don’t be afraid to tell him

all he wants is for you to be sexually sated

as he gives you a few spankings and pinches

applies light pressure to your neck

and talks dirty to you throughout the night

especially when he’s close.

he finds it very erotic when you finish together

after he’s pleasured every part of your body

he might stay inside you for a few extra minutes

he loves the feeling, and likes extending your sessions a bit

aftercare is all-inclusive, no matter how tired he is

100% no judgement, and now he’s 100% cuddles

imagine being held by his arms, still strong after all the activity

while he listens to your panting and how much you liked what he did

and he tells you that he loves you so much

and he could never dream of a better someone

to have this much fun with

// The safeword is: SPAGHETTI

so this boy

he has gained a lot more confidence since you two started going at it

he’s gotten more kinky as well

at the beginning he had no kinks

his only kink was putting his d inside you

and now it seems like every week he’s leading you to try something new

but he also knows how to #LoveYouRight

and will let you bring your kinks to the bedroom too

it’s difficult for him to relinquish control

but he does it because he loves you

// Soo In Control

so you know how EXO loves to make him do aegyo and shit

he does the same thing to you

he loves torturing you and making you do stuff

only he makes you do nasty things with him, not aegyo

when his brain gets in the gutter... it’s quite a nasty gutter

like he’s said himself, he’s not a pure guy...

he loves strapping you down to things

or bending you over tables

and banging your lights out

like you’ll be eating dinner and you tell him you like his cooking

and next thing you know he’s pulling your pants off

Kyungsoo likes it when you moan, it lets him know you feel good

but he’s not a moaner, he’s very quiet with the exception of a few grunts

he is ROUGH on you

but also very self-aware

and hardly ever takes it to the point where you need the safeword

once you did use the word when you were literally about to choke on him

you’d slapped his thighs to make him give you air

but your mouth was full so you couldn’t use the safeword

it took a few seconds too long for him too realize

“aaaa-gaaa-aaahh ! ! !”

but then he calmed down

and he had instantly got on his knees to check on you

“are you okay?”

“was that too rough?”

“did I hurt you?”

you had some tears streaming down your cheeks

but you were fine

and from that day on, you had a safe word and a safe action

if you ever slapped his thighs again

HE WOULD REMOVE HIS D FROM YOUR MOUTH

// You In Control

sometimes you’re in control, most times you’re “in control”

he likes it when you tell him what you want him to do to you

like where you want him to bite you and leave love marks

he eats that shit up (pun intended, please laugh)

hearing you say you want him really gets him going

but on the rare occasion that you get him to agree

he will let you do whatever you want

A N Y T H I N G .  G O E S .

as you know, he’s quiet in the bedroom

(or wherever you’ve decided to do it, since you’re in control)

when you make him feel really, really good, he’ll groan

and you’ll catch him trying to quiet himself

which can work, up to a point

but it’s no use if it’s really good

he’ll just about scream

especially if you ride him just right

while looking right into his eyes

he also loves it when you cuff him or bind him to the bed

there’s something about having to submit to you completely

that really turns up the volume

doesn’t matter who else is around

they’ll know exactly what’s going on

and you suspect, despite his attempts to keep quiet...

...he might like people knowing, just a little bit

which is why lately he’s been letting you dominate more

and he’s been giving some pretty blatant hints that’s what he wants

“so what do you want to do tonight?”

“I was gonna chill with Jongin, but I told him maybe tomorrow”

“maybe we can just put on a movie in my room...”

“yeah, the other guys are home, but they don’t want to watch this”

and you drag it out, because that’s part of your play with him

until he’s all but begging you to get in his room

and take off your clothes

Xiumin: Which Possible Illuminati Member Are You?

Suho: Can We Guess Your Relationship Status Based on the Grocery Shopping You Do?

Lay: Take This Quiz, Design Your Own Unicorn Stable, And See If You're Worthy Of Owning A Unicorn

Baekhyun: Did You Ruin Everything?

Chen: Is Your Boyfriend Great or Just a Raccoon?

Chanyeol: What Grade Are You Getting In Life?

D.O: Which Melancholy Vegetable Matches Your Personality?

Kai: This Is The Hardest Fried Chicken Quiz You'll Ever Take

contains: some smut, some fluff / “NAW” / youtube / “HELL NAW” / citrus

[ // Masterlist // ]

// Minseok

“You want to do THAT to me??”

After explaining that you didn’t want to do the technique, you just thought it was funny, he laughed along with you.

“I thought you’d gone crazy for a second...” he laughed, but then gave you a look.

“What?”  He looked like he was scheming.

“We can’t use a grapefruit, but we could use... something else.”

He took the laptop and went to the sex toy section of Amazon.  You loved when he got creative ideas.