i am an exo witch eureurong eureurong, depression begone ✨️

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i am an exo witch eureurong eureurong, depression begone ✨️

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Okay, so Baekhyun is going into the military.
SM. GIVE US KYUNGSOO, DAMN IT.
okay so i’m getting new glasses and my mom showed me a list of places under our insurance
and the name of the optometrist at one of the places (far from me though)
was yixing.
i’m dead serious
i’m looking at the list and my eyes travel to where the name was and i do a DOUBLE TAKE BC I SEE YIXING
and i was trying so hard not to laugh out loud in front of my mom bc the optometrist’s name is fucking YIXING
so that was a highlight of my day
now imagine zhang yixing as an optometrist 😭😳🥵
I saw my chance and I took it
But like can ya'll all imagine exo with jongdae's baby, like bro these grown ass men struggling with a lil kid like
Who's the mommy daddy approved babysitter???
Everyone thinks its minseok or kyungsoo ( its actually Yixing but shhh... nobody needs to know)
'Alright who gonna change the diaper?' 'Sehun.' 'I CHANGED IT YESTERDAY WHATCHU MEAN MIDGET!? Smh can't believe you hoes.'
Someone stubbing their toe in the dorm and softly mumbling 'fuck'. Cut to Junmyeon's screaming 'WATCH YOUR PROFAINITY'
The squad recording a terribly off key version of Baby Shark as a gift to the baby
Baekhyun being that one gay ass aunt we all know and love
Sehun being salty cuz he no longer the family baby
Baby - *cries* ,,,Jongin - *awkwardly starts break dancing to pacify it* ,,, Baby - *cries harder*
'NO CHANYEOL YOU CAN'T GIVE ROLEX TO THE BABY.' 'I DO WHAT I WANT!!!'
Jongdae and Jr. having screaming competitions
SWEAR JARS
'And this is Junmyeon, your grandpa.' 'Screw you Jongdae.'
Kris, Tao and Luhan dropping by to see the baby and bawling their eyes out.
*sobbing* 'BEAUTIFUL, MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY GALAXY.' 'Weird flex, but okay.'
Tao, Kai and Jr. making Gucci their bitch.
'Lu ge, i think this baby is leaking...' 'SEHUN THE BABY PEED ON YOU, DUMBASS.'
All of them getting matching 'WORLD'S #1 UNCLE' tshirts.
'Fuck.'
'THE BABY'S HERE.'
'fucc..'
'NOOOO!!!!'
The squad having to scald their tongues tasting cerelac and milk
Competition for who gives the most dope gifts ( its minseok )
Yixing getting the baby a dinosaur onesie 'Rawr' 'rAwR'
DOING THE BABY SIMBA POSE WITH JR.
Jr. laughing at kyungsoo without glasses instead of getting scared.
'KYUNGSOO IS THAT YOUR ASS CRYING IN THE CORNER??!!' 'STFU BAEKHYUN I JUST GOT TOUCHED BY THE PUREST FORM OF PURITY DON'T TOUCH ME.'
Maknae line welcoming their new member
'Appa, does uncle sehun really have a big nose ?' *nervous laughter* 'I'll murder Baekhyun in his sleep.'
Kris teaching the baby random english words
Jongdae being hella annoyed because of his kid going 'sauce', 'homie', 'yo' at unholy hours.
Jr. being the most precious baby in the entire ugly world.
Junmyeon being the adorably confused grandpa at all school events
Tao and Minseok being wine and vodka aunts
'Uncle Kai, can you help me with me with this homework?' 'Sure lil bro i'd love to but i left school young...' 'And you're not very smart.' 'Well thanks, chanyeol hyung.'
LITERALLY JUST EVERYTING THEY DO IS GONNA BE ICONIC, Y'ALL.

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Suho’s Brain
I really want like,,, hard jongdae smut,,, but where tf do i get that, he's the goodest boy in the universe
My friends never appreciate my pictures so I’m just gonna start posting them on here b/c I know you guys got my back ✊😔 (sorry for this pls don’t unfollow me adjlugvno)