under the cut: an assortment of food crime
Once my friend stared me dead in the eyes and ate an entire hard-boiled egg with the shell on in one go. They would not stop, they would not spit it out. The cronch it made haunts my every waking moment
I have eaten: A jelly bean lying on the court of the gymnasium, a PopTart from the trash with its wrapper open, half of a hard-boiled egg that was a month old, a lollipop from the top shelf in the sculpture studio, toast my cat licked, and an innumerable amount of snacks off of the floor. I also once ate Doritos with ice cream. I don’t know how many of these are Food Crimes but I needed to confess somehow
existential-crisis-professional said: Food crime: chocolate Chex and spicy queso
swiiim said: doritos and milk. eat it like cereal. bad
aestheticisdeadforever said: Idk what we’re talking about but I eat kiwis with the skin on
I used to eat fruit snacks with ketchup.
